Dan Gross Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 It seems there are many here (I won't name names) who are stuck behind their keyboards munching Cheetos all day because they have yet to find a sport that utilizes both their: -A combination of cunning, intelligence and strategic thinking that exceeds most NFL head coaches and -athletic abilities and overall physical manliness of build that leave everyone else wondering why it is they never ended up playing pro sports. Well put down the Cheetos and step away from the Wall, Mr., because here is a sport that is tailored just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Hey!!! I don't eat cheato's. Really that looks like the boringest sport ever to watch. I can't believe they got 500 people to show up for that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 It seems there are many here (I won't name names) who are stuck behind their keyboards munching Cheetos all day because they have yet to find a sport that utilizes both their:-A combination of cunning, intelligence and strategic thinking that exceeds most NFL head coaches and -athletic abilities and overall physical manliness of build that leave everyone else wondering why it is they never ended up playing pro sports. Well put down the Cheetos and step away from the Wall, Mr., because here is a sport that is tailored just for you. 486043[/snapback] We used to play tackle chess in college: every time you captured a piece, you got to launch yourself over the table at your opponent and slam him to the ground. We didn't finish many games of chess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 It seems there are many here (I won't name names) who are stuck behind their keyboards munching Cheetos all day because they have yet to find a sport that utilizes both their:-A combination of cunning, intelligence and strategic thinking that exceeds most NFL head coaches and -athletic abilities and overall physical manliness of build that leave everyone else wondering why it is they never ended up playing pro sports. Well put down the Cheetos and step away from the Wall, Mr., because here is a sport that is tailored just for you. 486043[/snapback] More evidence of the impending apocalypse. We are doomed! Great find, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 We used to play tackle chess in college: every time you captured a piece, you got to launch yourself over the table at your opponent and slam him to the ground. We didn't finish many games of chess. 486151[/snapback] We weren't so sophisticated at my college. We'd play Nuclear Backgammon. Every time one of your players got hit and had to go to the middle bar, you had to take a rip off the skull bong. Likewise, anytime you rolled and were unable to get your player back onto the board, you had to take another rip. We didn't slam each other to the ground. We let the skull bong do it for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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