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Darin, I'm glad you finally decided to come out of the closet. Your life will be more complete. :rolleyes:

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Well, once you left, he had nobody to play with.....

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Lack of what ?

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Anyone can get find manufactured breasts, as is your wont.

 

Hard to build a great ass and legs from nothing.

 

Legs and ass rule.

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Legs and ass rule.

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Oh shut up. Look at you. Short,stubby legs. A glass handle. High blood pressure turning you all red and round.

 

You're a mess.

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Anyone can get find manufactured breasts, as is your wont.

 

Hard to build a great ass and legs from nothing.

 

Legs and ass rule.

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I knew a guy from Australia who said the best sex he ever had was with an amputee. If pressed, he would admit that he'd prefer the stump to the rump every day.

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I knew a guy from Australia who said the best sex he ever had was with an amputee.  If pressed, he would admit that he'd prefer the stump to the rump every day.

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Immediately thought of " Shake Your Rump " by the Beastie Boys. Thanks for the thought, Blogmaster..

 

I might be peakin' or freakin' I'm known to rock well

The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango

Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols

I got the peg leg at the end of my stump

Shake your rump..

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