mcjeff215 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Three football fans were on their way to a game in Buffalo when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out. Out of respect and propriety, the Bills fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Colts fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Dolphins fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the Orchard Park police officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Bills cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Colts cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Dolphins cap, replaced it, the lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Dolphins fan was getting upset and finally asked, "what are you a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking at my favorite Dolphins hat?" "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a dolphins hat, I find an @sshole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 just for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brihs2005 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 I laughed... sort of... It wasn't a big laugh, but enough so for me to find it funny. I got your back Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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