Dan Gross Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 Who's he fighting, Wilford Brimley? Rambo going to take on the Katrina looters? Maybe some jaywalkers in LA?
VABills Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 Who's he fighting, Wilford Brimley?Rambo going to take on the Katrina looters? Maybe some jaywalkers in LA? 475146[/snapback] Maybe he'll fight Mohammad Ali's daughter as Rocky. And he'll decide Bush is bad and fight for the terrorists.
N.Y. Orangeman Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 He'll probably stumble around the ring a few time, while falling back on his announcing career. The movie will end with him selling grills on infomercials.
ajzepp Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 He's smart to remake both, cause he knows there are suckers like me who are fans of both characters and will likely drop the $8 to see another episode
/dev/null Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 Rambo IV: Rambo infiltrates a Fundamentalist cell of AARP to find out who laced his war buddy's Viagara with Cyanide. The climatic final battle occurs at a Country Buffet, where AARP is holding several American Legion members hostage. Rocky VI: Rocky dukes it out with Osama Bin Laden and ends the War on Terror. Halfway thru the fight, Muslims around the world realize America kicks ass
Dan Gross Posted October 13, 2005 Posted October 13, 2005 Just had a mental image of Rockey taking the first punch to the head. Knocks the mouthpiece out of his mouth, dentures still attached... I picture a Geritol product placement...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 Rocky VI: Rocky dukes it out with Osama Bin Laden and ends the War on Terror. Halfway thru the fight, Muslims around the world realize America kicks ass 475381[/snapback] Actually, I've heard that's not too far from the plot for Rambo IV.
KD in CA Posted October 14, 2005 Posted October 14, 2005 Rocky VI: Rocky dukes it out with Osama Bin Laden and ends the War on Terror. Halfway thru the fight, Muslims around the world realize America kicks ass 475381[/snapback] Do they all chant BUSH GOOD! at the end?
BB27 Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Actually Rambo is going to fight Rocky. See, Rambo is using Rocky's viagra, and they come to blows ala UFC. Should be very interesting.
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