erynthered Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 What ever happened to chicot and RCow? I miss them
ChevyVanMiller Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 If panties are named such because they are worn underneath pants, why aren't bras called shirties?
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Can God make a beer so big that even he couldn't drink it?
Ghost of BiB Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Why are we here? 468973[/snapback] Because we can't be there.
JinVA Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Whats the air speed velocity of an african swallow?
smokinandjokin Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Why does Hideki Matsui squint during night games?
billfan63 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Why does Paula Zahn bob her head after every sentence?
Pete Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Whats the air speed velocity of an african swallow? 469162[/snapback] That is the funniest dialogue I have ever heard in a movie! Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one! ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes! SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What? SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-- SOLDIER #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? ARTHUR: We found them. SOLDIER #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! ARTHUR: What do you mean? SOLDIER #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried. SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? ARTHUR: Please! SOLDIER #1: Am I right? ARTHUR: I'm not interested! SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! SOLDIER #1: But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah. SOLDIER #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. [clop clop clop] SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?
Dan Gross Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Who invented God? 468741[/snapback] The flying spaghetti monster.
Ghost of BiB Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 Here's a topical one:who farted? 469431[/snapback] I did. Did you hear that JP might be benched for the Miami game? Oh, have you seen any exploding pythons? I really hate it when that happens.
/dev/null Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Whats the air speed velocity of an african swallow? 469162[/snapback] Where can i find Castle Anthrax
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Here's a topical one:who farted? 469431[/snapback] smokinandjokin, and in a meeting as I understand it situational question: "What is a girl like that doing with him?"
Dan Gross Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 I did. Did you hear that JP might be benched for the Miami game? Oh, have you seen any exploding pythons? I really hate it when that happens. 469470[/snapback] Didn't Mularkey say "If Losman isn't the starter, may a python explode when it tries to swallow an alligator?" Have you seen any football-related threads on the main board that have nothing to do with this week's panic?
Redneckmoose22 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Why does my toilet water come out blue? But wait.......... it turns a pretty green when I pee in it!!! I'm I the only one that this issue strikes as odd?
Ghost of BiB Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Why does my toilet water come out blue?But wait.......... it turns a pretty green when I pee in it!!! I'm I the only one that this issue strikes as odd? 469903[/snapback] You probably need to drink more water.
HopsGuy Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Because previous generations of Americans did so much to make our country what it is, we should continue in this tradition by making life here better for our posterity... WTF ARE WE DOING?
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