DeeRay Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 If the Bills offense represents a car with JP being the driver, what kind of car is he driving? I think maybe it's an 84 Chevy with a good transmission but a bad engine running on 4 out 8 of cylinders and a rusted out frame and doors... and some cracked windows. If you're Tom Donahoe, JP is like his teenage son. Do you think Tom's gonna give him the keys to his new Lexus? Nope. Let him learn on his sisters 84 Chevy. When he learns to drive, then maybe Tom will let him drive the Lexus. I knew Tom had a vision... once JP learns to be a good QB he will reward him with an offensive line.
RuntheDamnBall Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 If the Bills offense represents a car with JP being the driver, what kind of car is he driving? I think maybe it's an 84 Chevy with a good transmission but a bad engine running on 4 out 8 of cylinders and a rusted out frame and doors... and some cracked windows. If you're Tom Donahoe, JP is like his teenage son. Do you think Tom's gonna give him the keys to his new Lexus? Nope. Let him learn on his sisters 84 Chevy. When he learns to drive, then maybe Tom will let him drive the Lexus. I knew Tom had a vision... once JP learns to be a good QB he will reward him with an offensive line. 466067[/snapback] But wouldn't he be more likely to get in a brutal accident or be reckless with the jalopy? Come on Tom, at least give the kid a mid-90s Taurus.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 1984 Dodge Aries K. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
CoachChuckDickerson Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 GMC Denali. 466272[/snapback] You sir are correct.
wil1226 Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 On opening day he was driving a black Hummer SUT. Hordes of people were running up to him when he was driving up Abbott Road towards the stadium.
thisiskeith12 Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 last year he had a black gmc duramax with a suspension lift and pipes.
JasoninMT Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 I just hope it comes with airbags.... I'd hate to see him hurt badly in an accident.
/dev/null Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 JPs the full sized mid 80s Chevy Caprice, taking up 2 lanes, doing 25 on the interstate with his blinker on, that nobody can seem to pass
RJsackedagain Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 A bitchin' tricked-out '74 pinto with giant chrome rims and tinted windows with a fur-covered dashboard and his graduation tassle hanging from the rear view!!!! As for Holcomb, I suspect he drives a citation or a reliant K car .... maybe a Chevy celebrity
Hammered a Lot Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 On opening day he was driving a black Hummer SUT. Hordes of people were running up to him when he was driving up Abbott Road towards the stadium. 466431[/snapback] That's what I saw him driving the other day.
Mark VI Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Would you also like the locations of the grassy knolls around the back entrance to the Ralph ?
Buffaloed in Pa Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 If the Bills offense represents a car with JP being the driver, what kind of car is he driving? I think maybe it's an 84 Chevy with a good transmission but a bad engine running on 4 out 8 of cylinders and a rusted out frame and doors... and some cracked windows. If you're Tom Donahoe, JP is like his teenage son. Do you think Tom's gonna give him the keys to his new Lexus? Nope. Let him learn on his sisters 84 Chevy. When he learns to drive, then maybe Tom will let him drive the Lexus. I knew Tom had a vision... once JP learns to be a good QB he will reward him with an offensive line. 466067[/snapback] It`s definitly a black hummer , I saw him at the stadium store a couple of week`s ago in it after a practice
granitestatebillsbackers Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 We're talkin' a 1979 yellow Chevrolet Chevette 3-door hatchback, bright yellow. Possibly a Lil' Tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. It'll let you putt along at 50 mph, but when you approach a hill you have to stop and think about whether you're going to make it.
Ghost of BiB Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Not sure about him, but the G. manager and the coaching staff all drive the ones with extra wires sticking out from underneath. Well, they do now, anyway...
smokinandjokin Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Looks like JP crashed and Son of Satan's car is in the shop. Now TD has a rental and only Holcomb is old enough to drive it.
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