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That's what we always said about the butterfaces. Nothing that can't be fixed with the flick of a switch.

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Beauty is only a lightswitch away...

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Beauty is only a lightswitch away...

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Sorry, there comes a point where one has to turn them back on.

 

Quality, not quantity.

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Sorry, there comes a point where one has to turn them back on.

 

Quality, not quantity.

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I agree with the quality...but if you find yourself with a lightswitch girl, best to leave while its still dark...they shes as beautiful as your dreams... :blink:

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I agree with the quality...but if you find yourself with a lightswitch girl, best to leave while its still dark...they shes as beautiful as your dreams... :blink:

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Unless the snoopy neighbor taking out his garbage sees you carrying her out with the black bag over her head.

 

Sometimes it's your house.

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Unless the snoopy neighbor taking out his garbage sees you carrying her out with the black bag over her head.

 

Sometimes it's your house.

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keep them off guard with random shrieks/screams/thuds/loud noises then at all hours...also give them the "you could be next" look...they wont think anything of it then...

 

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keep them off guard with random shrieks/screams/thuds/loud noises then at all hours...also give them the "you could be next" look...they wont think anything of it then...

 

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I got rid of one with the old "Do you know how to get blood out of the carpet?" routine.

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Italy has the most beautiful women in the world! :blink: It does not matter the age-18 or 50- they are all gorgeous! If you see an unattractive girl they are a tourist

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