Beerball Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things. First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. Second, what if I have to fart during the drive? My wife, also making the trip, is used to this, but how should I behave around AW? Is farting a sign of respect in Australia? Anyone have experience with this?
VABills Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Whose's car? If it's yours do as you please. If she don't like it make her walk.
Beerball Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 Whose's car? If it's yours do as you please. If she don't like it make her walk. 459619[/snapback] Hers's, but I get to drive. Complicates things I think.
VABills Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Hers's, but I get to drive. Complicates things I think. 459624[/snapback] Nope it's hr car. You gotta fart, pull over, let it rip and get back in. Picking your nose and rubbing the buggers on the steering wheel is forbidden as well.
The Poojer Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 if ya go with the cut off shorts, make sure you go commando, nothing like a little nugget pouch shot!!!!! I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things. First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. Second, what if I have to fart during the drive? My wife, also making the trip, is used to this, but how should I behave around AW? Is farting a sign of respect in Australia? Anyone have experience with this? 459612[/snapback]
Dan Gross Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Your comments reminded me of this ad for some reason...
JinVA Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. 459612[/snapback] One should always go with this as long as the weather permits.
Pete Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things. First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. 459612[/snapback] You plan on wearing a wife beater and cutoff shorts and are worried about breaking a fashion rule? Anyways white after Labor day is a myth- you can wear white whenever you want. Me personally- I dont give a sh--. I wear whatever I feel like
JinVA Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Me personally- I dont give a sh--. I wear whatever I feel like 459757[/snapback] ooooohh! Aren't you a rebel.
Ramius Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things. First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. Second, what if I have to fart during the drive? My wife, also making the trip, is used to this, but how should I behave around AW? Is farting a sign of respect in Australia? Anyone have experience with this? 459612[/snapback] if you cut a real good one, blame it on your wife and never wear cutoffs...
aussiew Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Cutoffs!!! OMG is it "throwback" weekend?? OK - fart if you must - it'll bring back memories of being married. But open the damn window first.
Mikie2times Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things. First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. Second, what if I have to fart during the drive? My wife, also making the trip, is used to this, but how should I behave around AW? Is farting a sign of respect in Australia? Anyone have experience with this? 459612[/snapback] Wife beater and shorts is ok, but make sure you go commando, foreign chicks love the unfiltered sounds and smells of this country. But before you leave first go to your local Coney Island and consume 2-3 chili dogs making sure to spill some sauce on the beater. Proceed to your car and lock all windows, also making sure to turn off the air conditioning. Pop in some Wayling Jennings and let nature run its course.
rockpile Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I'm driving from DFW to San Antonio today w/ Aussiew, and I need some help with a couple things. First, should I go with the wife beater and cutoff shorts? It's geting a little cool around here, and it is after Labor Day after all. Second, what if I have to fart during the drive? My wife, also making the trip, is used to this, but how should I behave around AW? Is farting a sign of respect in Australia? Anyone have experience with this? 459612[/snapback] Cloth or leather upholstery? Cloth holds the aroma longer. You do not have to behave around Diane, but I don't know your wife. If this was Australia, you would sit on the passenger side because farts come out counter clockwise down under.
JinVA Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 If this was Australia, you would sit on the passenger side because farts come out counter clockwise down under. 459883[/snapback]
Beerball Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 Cloth or leather upholstery? Cloth holds the aroma longer. You do not have to behave around Diane, but I don't know your wife. If this was Australia, you would sit on the passenger side because farts come out counter clockwise down under. 459883[/snapback] But if I was in Australia wouldn't the passenger side be the driver's side?
stuckincincy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 But if I was in Australia wouldn't the passenger side be the driver's side? 459920[/snapback] Hmmm...I think Australia changed over to RHD a while back - inback AND outback.
stuckincincy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Cloth or leather upholstery? Cloth holds the aroma longer. 459883[/snapback] Yes - but there is another viewpoint. With leather, said aroma along with any allied condensate lingers in the clothing around the point of efflux, and can then be transferred out of the vehicle to re-offend the fartee.
Ramius Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Cloth or leather upholstery? Cloth holds the aroma longer. 459883[/snapback] Cloth may hold the smell, but with leather, you get some great sounds when letting one go...
Hawk Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Are the three of you staying overnite??? Eat hard boiled eggs, I've heard when you bust one they smell like chicken.
aussiew Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 You'll all be disappointed to know that Beerball behaved himself on the way to San Antonio. Of course, he didn't eat anything either.........what a relief. He must have saved it up until he got to his hotel room - poor Roberta. Oh, and Australia has always had RHD - they drive on the left.
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