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And he doesn't need to go at it alone. We will all have a better week if we promise to get a slumpbuster this weekend. Come on JP. do this for the team....

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And he doesn't need to go at it alone.  We will all have a better week if we promise to get a slumpbuster this weekend.  Come on JP.  do this for the team....

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What kind of sllumpbuster you talking about? I am a married man, but your right, it is JPs moral obligetion to take one for the team

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Preferrably one covered in dirt with little tight shorts and a little red hat....

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And he doesn't need to go at it alone.  We will all have a better week if we promise to get a slumpbuster this weekend.  Come on JP.  do this for the team....

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Slumpbuster, as defined in the song "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap:

 

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

That's what I said

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read

 

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

 

Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?

 

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day

You know what I mean

 

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

 

Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?

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J.P. is B.A.D. bad right now . No sugar coating this, and it could get worse...give Holcomb the shot , if it hurt`s J. P.`s feeling`s too damn bad , It`s time for him to become a man and take it like one..LET`S GO BUFFALOOOO <_<

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Amen!!

 

Just take a drive down to the local Walmart and find yourself a hogger JP.

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The one on US20 in OP will have plenty of them.

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