rockpile Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld was wrapping up his daily briefing to the President and concluded saying, "Yesterday there were 3 Brazilian soldiers killed in Iraq. "Oh no", exclaimed the President, "This is terrible news". His staff sat stunned by the display of emotion and nervously watched as the President sat, head in hands. Finally the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
EZC-Boston Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Bush supporter and still found this humorous. Glad it didn't get pushed to PPP....
rockpile Posted September 28, 2005 Author Posted September 28, 2005 I saw it as a joke, not a PPP thread. I have a buddy who said he heard the same joke, substituting "blonde" for "bush". Bush supporter and still found this humorous. Glad it didn't get pushed to PPP.... 458055[/snapback]
stuckincincy Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld was wrapping up his daily briefing to the President and concluded saying, "Yesterday there were 3 Brazilian soldiers killed in Iraq. "Oh no", exclaimed the President, "This is terrible news". His staff sat stunned by the display of emotion and nervously watched as the President sat, head in hands. Finally the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?" 457670[/snapback] Good one. I wouldn't lay anything special on Bush...half of my friends would ask the same..
erynthered Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Good one. I wouldn't lay anything special on Bush...half of my friends would ask the same.. 458200[/snapback] Friends?
/dev/null Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 A man walks into a bar (sometimes i wonder how many jokes start this way). He sits down, orders a beer and looks around. To his surprise he see's President Bush and Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld at the other end of the bar. Rumsfeld is looking over some documents and the President is watching Sportscenter. The man walks over to the President and Secretary of Defense and introduces himself. The President greets the man warmly, but Rumsfeld continues to look over his documents. The man and the President chit chat for awhile and he finally asks what the President and Secretary of Defense are doing in a bar. The President replies, "Well you see, its like this. We're planning our strategery for the war in Iraq. Its been hard work, but we've decided that we're gonna kill 10 million Iraqis and a blonde with big breasts" The man looks confused and asks, "Why would you kill a blonde with big breasts?" Rumsfeld looks up at the President and says "See, I told you nobody would care about 10 million Iraqis"
Dan Gross Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Good one. I wouldn't lay anything special on Bush...half of my friends would ask the same.. 458200[/snapback] Which one?
GoodBye Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Why does it get hot after a football game? Because all of the fans leave.
stuckincincy Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Which one? 458401[/snapback] The one that I owe money to.
stuckincincy Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Why does it get hot after a football game?Because all of the fans leave. 458422[/snapback] You know, you can't just breeze through here with ones like that!
GoodBye Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 You know, you can't just breeze through here with ones like that! 459233[/snapback] Wanna bet?
MadBuffaloDisease Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 I saw it as a joke, not a PPP thread. I have a buddy who said he heard the same joke, substituting "blonde" for "bush". I read that in Reader's Digest. I think it was in one of those humorous sections at the end of articles, with the common theme being lack of education. Is that where you got it?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Wanna bet? 459317[/snapback] Ignore him. He's a blowhard.
/dev/null Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Ignore him. He's a blowhard. 459392[/snapback] So says the Crap Throwning Monkey
rockpile Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 I read that in Reader's Digest. I think it was in one of those humorous sections at the end of articles, with the common theme being lack of education. Is that where you got it? 459368[/snapback] Yes, it followed an abridged article on how an IGMO can become more edjumacated. You should remember, you were the person credited with sending in the joke!
MadBuffaloDisease Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Yes, it followed an abridged article on how an IGMO can become more edjumacated. You should remember, you were the person credited with sending in the joke! I didn't get my check for $300!
rockpile Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 I didn't get my check for $300! 459905[/snapback] Whoever said Reader's Digest were not crooks!
smapdi Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 The first joke is from a Reader's Digest quote....
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