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Bill from NYC

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Unreal. Perhaps I should try this. Maybe I should call my wife several times on the phone, alerting her to the fact that I want sex.

After she ignores me, I will just come home and toss her around the house. Ya think I would get arrested?

Nah, she would probably stab me. :o

>>>>> From kffl:

 

Jaguars | Police and Courts: J. Henderson

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:14:52 -0700

 

The Associated Press reports the former live-in girlfriend of Jacksonville Jaguars DT John Henderson told police that he kicked in her front door earlier this month and threw her around the apartment when she refused to have sex. The woman said Henderson came to her apartment early Sept. 16 after she didn't take his calls. There was currently no warrant for Henderson's arrest, and the state attorney's office had not yet determined whether to file charges, sheriff's spokesman Rick Wood said. Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio was unaware of the complaint. "It's the first I've heard anything of it," he said Monday, Sept. 26.<<<<<

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Sounds to me like a new lines of videos from NFL Films:

 

Volume 1: How to seduce your woman, by John Henderson

Volume 2: How to settle an arguement with your spouse, by Randy McMichael

Volume 3: How to win her back, by Lawerence Phillips

Volume 4: How will you cope with that unwanted pregnancy, co-hosted by Michael Pittman and Rae Carruth

Volume 5: How to cope with a cheating spouse, by OJ Simpson

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Sounds like a new lines of videos to me from NFL Films:

 

Volume 1: How to seduce your woman, by John Henderson

Volume 2: How to settle an arguement with your spouse, by Randy McMichael

Volume 3: How to win her back, by Lawerence Phillips

Volume 4: How will you cope with that unwanted pregnancy, co-hosted by Michael Pittman and Rae Carruth

Volume 5: How to cope with a cheating spouse, by OJ Simpson

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Good one! :o

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Sounds like a new lines of videos to me from NFL Films:

 

Volume 1: How to seduce your woman, by John Henderson

Volume 2: How to settle an arguement with your spouse, by Randy McMichael

Volume 3: How to win her back, by Lawerence Phillips

Volume 4: How will you cope with that unwanted pregnancy, co-hosted by Michael Pittman and Rae Carruth

Volume 5: How to cope with a cheating spouse, by OJ Simpson

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Volume 6: When You Really Needed To Go, Does It Really Matter Where You Shat?, by Najeh Davenport

 

*ahem*

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