Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 They track us (They being The Illuminati, The Man, Christians, whoever) with urinal automatic flush radar. That little red beam hits you in the chest every time you use the head, and registers who you are through a chip implated there at birth. They're not tracking me though. I do it in the alley. I do it ALL in the alley. 456144[/snapback] No you fools! Its George W Bush! I see 3 possibilites as to why you fools could be so blind. A) You're a bunch of freakin morons (see also your inexplicable fascination with James T Kirk) B) You're part of the grand conspiracy C) A and B Picard > Kirk BushBad! 457451[/snapback] Bush is merely a tool of the Illuminati. As is Picard. Not Kirk, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Bush is merely a tool of the Illuminati. As is Picard. Not Kirk, though. 457583[/snapback] Kirk couldn't even spell Illuminati Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 Kirk couldn't even spell Illuminati 458337[/snapback] I thought Kirk was a member of Opus Dei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I thought Kirk was a member of Opus Dei 458406[/snapback] He worships Ron Howard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 He worships Ron Howard? 458416[/snapback] He is an avid reader of Outland and Bloom County. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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