Ghost of BiB Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I have recommended a new moderating staff. Group Photo Please return to your regularly scheduled activities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I have recommended a new moderating staff. Group Photo Please return to your regularly scheduled activities. 455285[/snapback] Git along, little dogies, git along.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted September 26, 2005 Author Share Posted September 26, 2005 Git along, little dogies, git along.. 455299[/snapback] Everyone please report to work by 8 AM Wed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I have recommended a new moderating staff. Group Photo Please return to your regularly scheduled activities. 455285[/snapback] Where were you yesterday when we needed that?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Please spread this on the other 90% of TSW posts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I think the kind of moderators this board really needs will more likely be found here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I think the kind of moderators this board really needs will more likely be found here. 455842[/snapback] My vote goes here... And to think, it's all for a good cause! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted September 26, 2005 Author Share Posted September 26, 2005 Where were you yesterday when we needed that?!? 455827[/snapback] Building my sandbagged bunker, and arranging for moderator hotel space for the San Diego game. I figured the best way to curtail the inevitable is to physically prevent 80% of the posts from ever occuring. If you look closely at the picture, you will note that the water cannon are pushing people AWAY from the keyboards and to the xanax dispensers across the court. We also have an IT component that can automatically sort and categorize all "SUCK" posts by subject and frequency, further consolidating them into another column marked "waaa!" Game plans are handled in a similar manner, as are personnel replacements. By Tuesday afternoon each week, our crack take-down force will enter 1BD coaching offices, and present an after actions Powerpoint presentation created by our highly skilled systems analysis staff so that all suggestions may be incorporated for the following week's game. Those coaches that don't comply will be immediately deported to a secure facility in Northern Canada, where they will be made to watch continuous showings of "March of the Penguins". It's time to let us professionals take over, so that this season may be saved. Oh, there will be a simple little matter of a 3% increase in the price of beer to cover expenses. That is all, carry on. Oh wait...that's what everyone's been doing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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