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Missing:

 

Race:White Male

Age: 29

Weight: 255 lbs.

Height: 6' 6"

Hair: Dark

Skin: Fair

Eyes: Brown

Answers to: "Mark", "Mr. Campbell", "Tight End", "84".

 

Misc. Information:

 

Known to frequent athletic fields, prone to long absences, seen only three times in the weeks leading up to his disappearance. Last seen in Tampa, Florida briefly in the company of friends before leaving the area.

 

Contact: Persons with information regarding the whereabouts of Mr. Campbell should contact their local authorities or Mike Mularkey at One Bills Drive, Orchard Park, NY or phone 1-800-needoffense.

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Watch the game.  He is there on every play, helping with the blocking and only blocking. He was helping Jerman a lot yesterday and the week before he and Gandy did a good job keeping Rice off the QB.

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Ah good. Now we have the running game going lets see if we can't get Mark some catches... JP needs that safety.

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Watch the game.  He is there on every play, helping with the blocking and only blocking. He was helping Jerman a lot yesterday and the week before he and Gandy did a good job keeping Rice off the QB.

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I appreciate his efforts at the line but...

 

If that is all we are going to get out of our tight ends, we are in trouble. Tight ends are usually covered by linebackers or the strong safety who also have primary responsibility to stop the run. That is why forcing them to play the TE honest helps open the run game. Atlanta was sneaking their safety, number 24, up to the line playing as a 4th LB for much of the game. We need our TE to be more of a threat. If all Campbell is going to do is block, we might as well play Peters as an extra lineman.

 

Obviously, we need to improve on offense and given the lack of production, the TE's are a logical place to start.

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I appreciate his efforts at the line but...

 

If that is all we are going to get out of our tight ends, we are in trouble.  Tight ends are usually covered by linebackers or the strong safety who also have primary responsibility to stop the run.  That is why forcing them to play the TE honest helps open the run game.  Atlanta was sneaking their safety, number 24, up to the line playing as a 4th LB for much of the game.  We need our TE to be more of a threat.  If all Campbell is going to do is block, we might as well play Peters as an extra lineman. 

 

Obviously, we need to improve on offense and given the lack of production, the TE's are a logical place to start.

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Or the coaching in general.

 

- We don't have a QB who can complete a pass to anyone except our 3rd string receiver.

 

- our oline sucks

 

- out d line sucks

 

- our backup LBers suck

 

- The punter blows right now

 

- The running back is acting like Travis as tripping over yardage lines on the field

 

- The WR's aren't getting open

 

- The fb can't block

 

- etc......

 

The one thing they all have in common is the coaches. :(

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Person of Interest:

 

The following person maybe responsible or have knowledge of what has happened to Mark Campbell. This person should be considered NOT armed and NOT dangerous.

 

Race: White Male

Age: 24

Weight: 217 lbs.

Height: 6' 2"

Hair: Dark

Skin: Fair

Eyes: Brown

Answers to: "JP" "Losman" "John Paul" "Kid" "RJ Jr." "QB" "Big Cat"

 

Contact: Persons with information regarding the whereabouts of JP should contact Mickey at Two Bills Drive, The Internet, The World or call 1-800-QB-CANT-PLAY.

 

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