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Paul: "Travis, this is Paul Tagliabue, we have the results back from your drug test. I'm afraid we have some bad news....."

 

Travis: "She said she was 18."

 

Paul: "I'm sorry? What was that?"

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The B word set me up.

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I was shocked when he took that paltry contract from them especially since he was never told he would be the starter! I guess no one else wanted him. He could've done great things if he stayed here.

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Wow, Bill, did you sit down at the piano when you heard the Travis news?

 

You have some real bitterness. Maybe something in a bluesy vein would work also.

 

I am also happy that Travis wears another team's uniform.

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LOL, I will try a blues number the next time he screws up.

This time, I figured I would borrow from Todd Rundgren. :(

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I was wondering when I'd see this. All the Drew articles in the world, but this one just gets brought up.

 

Is there way to tell if he tested positive with Buffalo, or with Tennessee?

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Its ok, cut some slack...hes a dolphins fan...

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Sorry, I got better things to do on Sunday than check up on Travis Henry.

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Sorry, I got better things to do on Sunday than check up on Travis Henry.

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thats right, you went dress shopping with your woman...

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thats right, you went dress shopping with your woman...

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She went dress shopping, I was in front of the NFL.

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This is good as a poem, however, when you actually match these lyrics to the Rundgren song it is hilarious. :(

 

Hello it's me.

I thought about it for a long long time.

Maybe I think too much but Travis sucks,

He is a dunce and just a washed up schmuck.

Once in a while my pre-dic-tions come true.

 

V-A Bills

Is sitting home and he's consumed by thrills.

We took for granted that he lost us games.

That he's a crim-in-al and has no brains,

And now his lastest thing is to do roids.

 

It's won-der-ful to me-e-e

Of this jerk-off were free-e-e

Cause we swindled the dumb Ti-tans,

You see?

 

Think of me,

I would have cut his dumb ass if I could.

And burned his contract til it's golden brown.

Then threw this stupid jackass out of town.

This proves that TD is just really good.

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