UConn James Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More.
ajzepp Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More. 452665[/snapback] *hurls a tomato at UConn James*
UConn James Posted September 25, 2005 Author Posted September 25, 2005 *hurls a tomato at UConn James* 452670[/snapback] *ducks unecessarily as the tomato limply falls to the floor (ajzepp throws like a girl )* I'm actually saucing up some tomatoes from the harvest today. Keep 'em coming; I need a few more to make LA's Slow Cooker Sloppy Joes.
ajzepp Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 *ducks unecessarily as the tomato limply falls to the floor (ajzepp throws like a girl )* I'm actually saucing up some tomatoes from the harvest today. Keep 'em coming; I need a few more to make LA's Slow Cooker Sloppy Joes. 452675[/snapback]
Puhonix Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 Since we're in the Pun business: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Nonsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
ajzepp Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 Since we're in the Pun business: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Nonsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 454838[/snapback] Wow, I think that one is worth at least three tomatoes
smokinandjokin Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 Heard this one this weekend at the game. I laughed, although I'm sure about 50% of a typical audience would not find this funny: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's rooster.
ajzepp Posted September 26, 2005 Posted September 26, 2005 Heard this one this weekend at the game. I laughed, although I'm sure about 50% of a typical audience would not find this funny:What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's rooster. 455848[/snapback]
Tux of Borg Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Heard this one this weekend at the game. I laughed, although I'm sure about 50% of a typical audience would not find this funny:What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's rooster. 455848[/snapback] That was bad... *brilliant* *brilliant*
Puhonix Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 A quickie, but a goodie: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
smokinandjokin Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 A quickie, but a goodie: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" 456343[/snapback] But this one might be worse: A bear walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender, "Give me a beer, and............................................................uh...................a bag of pretzels." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" C'mon, you get it...Why the big paws? Yeah, I know- sorry about that...
ajzepp Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 You guys are making Poojer look like Jerry Seinfeld
Puhonix Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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