#89 Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Subject: Robin William's Plan (it's great!) You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again. 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE..... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
Ramius Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Subject: Robin William's Plan (it's great!) You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!) I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again. 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE..... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' " 441295[/snapback] Sounds good to me... (Robin's a riot)
Campy Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, yourtired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' " 441295[/snapback]
Max Fischer Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 FYI: Not Robin Williams. Urban legend. The only thing he did say: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
Fezmid Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 FYI: Not Robin Williams. Urban legend. The only thing he did say: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' " 441312[/snapback] http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
slothrop Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Yep - Williams did not write this xenophobic sh*t.
ch19079 Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 still funny as hell. on a side note: america secretly wantes illegal immagrents. cheap labor. a must to keep produce costs low.
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp 441317[/snapback] The funniest thing about all this, of course, is that Robin Williams, being a solid Lefty, would never endorse the positions attributed to him. Even the real quote at the end is usually expressed not as a triumph but as as sad/ironic commentary on the present American attitude when he says it in concert.
Talonz Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp 441317[/snapback] Snopes strikes again
Puhonix Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp 441317[/snapback] dammit, another Snopes link. There go the next 30 minutes of production.
BRH Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Yep - Williams did not write this xenophobic sh*t. 441338[/snapback] Nor did George Carlin write the xenophobic sh*t that always seems to get attributed to him, nor did Al Gore say all the things that Dan Quayle really said.
BB27 Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 It's a good plan. Robin Williams is a liberal pos.
KD in CA Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Yep - Williams did not write this xenophobic sh*t. 441338[/snapback] The funniest thing about all this, of course, is that Robin Williams, being a solid Lefty, would never endorse the positions attributed to him. Even the real quote at the end is usually expressed not as a triumph but as as sad/ironic commentary on the present American attitude when he says it in concert. 441347[/snapback] Nor did George Carlin write the xenophobic sh*t that always seems to get attributed to him, nor did Al Gore say all the things that Dan Quayle really said. 441378[/snapback] Look at all the cranky lefties getting their panties in a twist over a comedy bit! Lighten up fellas!
KD in CA Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 It's a good plan. Robin Williams is a liberal pos. 441394[/snapback] Yeah, but he's a very nice guy. My sister taught his son in first grade out in SF and met him several times.
Fake-Fat Sunny Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Look at all the cranky lefties getting their panties in a twist over a comedy bit! Lighten up fellas! 441420[/snapback] I think folks are freaking out not over this as comedy but instead over the idea that some folks don't recognize the ideas as stupidly humrous but seem to think that the the notions in the 'plan" would actually be a good idea. The fact that these ideas are faily Un-American in terms of our aspirations to be beacon of freedom for the world, and also would undercut American business which wants cheap labor seems lost on those who think that this plan has good ideas.
scribo Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Yeah, but he's a very nice guy. My sister taught his son in first grade out in SF and met him several times. 441421[/snapback] Did she ask him about his partying with Jim Belushi?
The Poojer Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 your sister was a teacher while in 1st grade??? wow talk about lax standards for teachers Yeah, but he's a very nice guy. My sister taught his son in first grade out in SF and met him several times. 441421[/snapback]
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Yeah, but he's a very nice guy. My sister taught his son in first grade out in SF and met him several times. 441421[/snapback] Yeah, a "very nice guy" who cheated on his wife with his kid's nanny, left his wife for his kid's nanny, then tried to nickel-and-dime the wife during the divorce settlement.
Fan in San Diego Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Send this to GW and see if he can get it implemented by next year. It sounds like a solid plan to me. It works for Canada and Switzerland !
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