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Subject: Robin William's Plan (it's great!)

 

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to

Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is

for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

 

Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

 

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a

plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

 

1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in

their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,

Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole

boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

 

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting

with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.

They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No

one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together

and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the

remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless

of who or where they are..

They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

 

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90

days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist

nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it

yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to

anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the

bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back

home baby.

 

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient

energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of

energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan

wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

 

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a

barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.

They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week

of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

 

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,

we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we

give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most

get

very little, if anything.

 

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We

don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the

building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal

aliens.

 

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no

one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak

is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

 

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your

tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling,

'You want a piece of me?' "

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Ramius All Pro

Ramius

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Subject: Robin William's Plan (it's great!)

 

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to

Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is

for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

 

Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

 

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a

plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

 

1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in

their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,

Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole

boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

 

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting

with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.

They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No

one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together

and leave.  We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the

remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless

of who or where they are..

They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

 

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90

days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist

nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it

yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to

anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the

bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back

home baby.

 

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient

energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of

energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan

wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

 

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a

barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.

They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week

of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

 

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,

we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we

give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most

get

very little, if anything.

 

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We

don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the

building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal

aliens.

 

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no

one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak

is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

 

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your

tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling,

'You want a piece of me?' "

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Sounds good to me... (Robin's a riot)

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RJ (not THAT RJ)

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The funniest thing about all this, of course, is that Robin Williams, being a solid Lefty, would never endorse the positions attributed to him. Even the real quote at the end is usually expressed not as a triumph but as as sad/ironic commentary on the present American attitude when he says it in concert.

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Yep - Williams did not write this xenophobic sh*t.

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Nor did George Carlin write the xenophobic sh*t that always seems to get attributed to him, nor did Al Gore say all the things that Dan Quayle really said.

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KD in CA

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Yep - Williams did not write this xenophobic sh*t.

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The funniest thing about all this, of course, is that Robin Williams, being a solid Lefty, would never endorse the positions attributed to him. Even the real quote at the end is usually expressed not as a triumph but as as sad/ironic commentary on the present American attitude when he says it in concert.

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Nor did George Carlin write the xenophobic sh*t that always seems to get attributed to him, nor did Al Gore say all the things that Dan Quayle really said.

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Look at all the cranky lefties getting their panties in a twist over a comedy bit!

Lighten up fellas! 0:)

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Fake-Fat Sunny

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Look at all the cranky lefties getting their panties in a twist over a comedy bit! 

Lighten up fellas!  0:)

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I think folks are freaking out not over this as comedy but instead over the idea that some folks don't recognize the ideas as stupidly humrous but seem to think that the the notions in the 'plan" would actually be a good idea.

 

The fact that these ideas are faily Un-American in terms of our aspirations to be beacon of freedom for the world, and also would undercut American business which wants cheap labor seems lost on those who think that this plan has good ideas.

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