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B-)

 

Nothing worse than a 6'5 270 lb man blubbering over his doll.  0:)

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Yes there is.

 

 

That same 6'5 270 pound man piling on you in the endzone.

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It could be worse if he was having sex with that doll.

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TMI 0:)

please return and he will not have his wife beat you . B-)

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

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I've always preferred...

 

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

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I've always preferred...

 

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

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That works too.

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Please add an RIP for R.Rich's doll to your signature line.  It deserves a place of honor.  Today is a sad, sad day indeed. 0:)

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I put it right up there with the day RJ or Todd Collins got cut.

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:)

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I understand the Troll was heard singing this song on Sunday, discarded on the prize table, left alone, so alone. I hope this doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. :)

 

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,

To cast me off discourteously.

For I have loved you well and long,

Delighting in your company.

 

Chorus:

R. Rich was all my joy

R. Rich was my delight,

R. Rich was my heart of gold,

And who but my man R. Rich.

 

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,

Oh, why did you so enrapture me?

Now I remain in a world apart

But my heart remains in captivity.

 

chorus

 

I have been ready at your hand,

To grant whatever you would crave,

I have both wagered life and land,

Your love and good-will for to have.

 

chorus

 

If you intend thus to disdain,

It does the more enrapture me,

And even so, I still remain

A lover in captivity.

 

chorus

 

My men were clothed all in green,

And they did ever wait on thee;

All this was gallant to be seen,

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

 

chorus

 

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,

but still thou hadst it readily.

Thy music still to play and sing;

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

 

chorus

 

Well, I will pray to God on high,

that thou my constancy mayst see,

And that yet once before I die,

Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

 

chorus

 

Ah, R. Rich, now farewell, adieu,

To God I pray to prosper thee,

For I am still thy lover true,

Come once again and love me.

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I understand the Troll was heard singing this song on Sunday, discarded on the prize table, left alone, so alone.  I hope this doesn't bring a tear to your eyes. :)

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The troll was singing Greensleeves? That's one talented doll.

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But has Nick found his name tag?

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I thought the troll was wearing it...?

 

Though I haven't seen the name tag on eBay...yet....

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