VABills Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Since I am closer to DC then NO, you think FEMA will give me a handy dandy $5000 debit card so I can buy me a new computer, and maybe take a vacation.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Since I am closer to DC then NO, you think FEMA will give me a handy dandy $5000 debit card so I can buy me a new computer, and maybe take a vacation. 439987[/snapback] It's close enough that it's pretty hot and muggy here. I find such weather very uncomfortable. What I want to know is: why is the federal response to my discomfort so slow????
Dan Gross Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 It's close enough that it's pretty hot and muggy here. I find such weather very uncomfortable. What I want to know is: why is the federal response to my discomfort so slow???? 440041[/snapback] Bush doesn't care about pasty white dung-flinging simians, even on their un-birthdays!
GG Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Bush doesn't care about pasty white dung-flinging simians.... 440043[/snapback] That's odd. I thought Bush was a pasty white dung-flinging simian.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 That's odd. I thought Bush was a pasty white dung-flinging simian. 440048[/snapback] Nope. That would require him to accept evolution. And it isn't not my unbirthday!
GG Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Nope. That would require him to accept evolution. 440049[/snapback] Maybe he's Exhibit I that ID is real?
VABills Posted September 14, 2005 Author Posted September 14, 2005 Yeah but where is my debit card? I am feeling stressed and abandoned by the government. On a side note. Did you see our stupid governor declared a state of emergency and requested federal aid and support for this thuunderstorm on Saturday? Geez, let's not wait to see if it even is going to hit, and possibly take or limit resources that might be needed elsewhere. Let's scream that the sky is falling and force the feds to mobilize FEMA, a week before a minor storm is about to hit. Moron.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Maybe he's Exhibit I that ID is real? 440050[/snapback] I have serious oxymoronic issues with "intelligent design" and "Bush".
GG Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 I have serious oxymoronic issues with "intelligent design" and "Bush". 440055[/snapback] That's because you're a monkey uncelebrating an unbirthday.
KRC Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 On a side note. Did you see our stupid governor declared a state of emergency and requested federal aid and support for this thuunderstorm on Saturday? Geez, let's not wait to see if it even is going to hit, and possibly take or limit resources that might be needed elsewhere. Let's scream that the sky is falling and force the feds to mobilize FEMA, a week before a minor storm is about to hit. Moron. 440054[/snapback] You need to get the paratroopers in before it starts to rain.
VABills Posted September 14, 2005 Author Posted September 14, 2005 You need to get the paratroopers in before it starts to rain. 440073[/snapback] Is that how you would respond to a thunderstorm, if you were president? I didn't realize communists were that inane.
KRC Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Is that how you would respond to a thunderstorm, if you were president? I didn't realize communists were that inane. 440078[/snapback] No, I would drop pallets of water on people's heads.
KD in CA Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Yeah but where is my debit card? I am feeling stressed and abandoned by the government. On a side note. Did you see our stupid governor declared a state of emergency and requested federal aid and support for this thuunderstorm on Saturday? Geez, let's not wait to see if it even is going to hit, and possibly take or limit resources that might be needed elsewhere. Let's scream that the sky is falling and force the feds to mobilize FEMA, a week before a minor storm is about to hit. Moron. 440054[/snapback] I hope officials have the kayaks on standby.
Dan Gross Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Oh, look at poor VABills. So poor....so short....
VABills Posted September 14, 2005 Author Posted September 14, 2005 Oh, look at poor VABills. So poor....so short.... 440181[/snapback] Does that qualify me for more then the "smallest" amount on the debit card?
Ghost of BiB Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Does that qualify me for more then the "smallest" amount on the debit card? 440280[/snapback] You get extra for a ladder,
taterhill Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 would be interesting to see what is being bought with the debit cards
KD in CA Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 would be interesting to see what is being bought with the debit cards 440556[/snapback] Probably a lot of sneakers. Then again, a lot of people stocked up on those right after the storm so maybe not.
Dan Gross Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 would be interesting to see what is being bought with the debit cards 440556[/snapback] Handbags, apparently...Don't know what's worse: the jerks for using them or the store for accepting them....the store always has a right to refuse...
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