stuckincincy Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 NFL Fan: "Hey coach, aren't the Pats playing a deep defense all the time? NFL Coach: "Sure are". NFL Fan: "Well, why not run more?" NFL Coach: "Let me check the game plan...hmmm...no, it says pass". NFL Fan: "But you can control the clock, rest your defense, keep their offense on the bench, and tire their defense". NFL Coach: "Hey! Who are You! You've never played the game!". NFL Fan: Wake me up at the 2 minute warning. I love to see prevent defense".. NFL Coach: "Two minutes to go. Wake up, NFL Fan!". NFL Fan: "Thank you. I see you have run 15 times in the first half but only 6 in the second. 22 for 92 yards, total, for a 4.2 yard average. Not bad. Why only 6 rushes in the 2nd half?" NFL Coach: "Hmmm...let me check the game plan". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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