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It's a regional pasta dish. Served as a side with lamb.

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And I hear from certain mid-west folks that you feed a lamb retatta and she'll do anything...

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Chef Jim owns the registered trademark and collects royalties every time it's mentioned.  ;)

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And with the one trick ponies on this board I'm rich I tells ya, I'm rich!!!

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It's a regional pasta dish. Served as a side with lamb.

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Side dish with lamb!!! What the fu......! Ok, time for a cooking class. Lamb, Jesus H. Christ Paul. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times Retatta should be served with...................damn, I can't think of anything that crap would go with.

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The people in New Orleans were sick of MREs and wanted a hot meal. So the federal government gave them Retatta!!!  Only problem is it takes an hour to prepare.

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But... At below sea level... It should have been faster to prepare!

 

Zing!!!!!!

 

Lets all give ourselves a pat on the back... Those poor saps down don't even know it takes less time to prepare!

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Side dish with lamb!!!  What the fu......!  Ok, time for a cooking class.  Lamb, Jesus H. Christ Paul.  If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times Retatta should be served with...................damn, I can't think of anything that crap would go with.

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C'mon.

 

Pour it over French toast with a pinch of cayanne and cocao powder and then top it with sausage gravy and shredded yellow cheese, adding a pinch of paprika and dried parsley with a crowning dollop of sour cream and a spritz of water. It COULD be a BIG seller.

 

Think Garbage Plate II...

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Side dish with lamb!!!  What the fu......!  Ok, time for a cooking class.  Lamb, Jesus H. Christ Paul.  If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times Retatta should be served with...................damn, I can't think of anything that crap would go with.

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Why would you know? You don't know sh-- about cooking. You don't even know that it's impossible to cook pasta in less than 20 minutes... :D

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Why would you know?  You don't know sh-- about cooking.  You don't even know that it's impossible to cook pasta in less than 20 minutes...  :D

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sh-- man, it just takes 20 minutes to boil the water. Another 30 to cook the pasta, then 10 minutes to strain.

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