GoodBye Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Got these in an email from someone. Thought it was pretty good. ---To stay healthy.... Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why?Because alcohol kills germs.So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise ) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see it...If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!! My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the asss!" Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much.--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Tell that to the people on the Gulf Coast.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Tell that to the Cindy Sheenan and her dead son... Hey Tom - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 arent we a bunch of pessimists. As for Sheena, I feel sorry for her, I appreciate that her son gave her life protecting mine. But that doenst mean she's not allowed to laugh or smile ever again in her life. Life goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Tell that to the people on the Gulf Coast.... 425020[/snapback] Please inform us when your schedule will allow levity. Don't want to be out of bounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Got these in an email from someone. Thought it was pretty good. ---To stay healthy.... 425014[/snapback] Pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Got these in an email from someone. Thought it was pretty good. ---To stay healthy.... Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why?Because alcohol kills germs.So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise ) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see it...If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!! My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the asss!" Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much.--- 425014[/snapback] That's a good one. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Tell that to the people on the Gulf Coast.... 425020[/snapback] god damn man. take a funny joke, and completly shut it down. but feel free to never laugh again. EDITED, as this comment was directed at the wrong poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 god damn man. take a funny joke, and completly shut it down. but feel free to never laugh again. 425344[/snapback] I thought it was funny too, and that's why I took at shot at Tom and his lame ass post. Maybe I wasn't clear enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Got these in an email from someone. Thought it was pretty good. ---To stay healthy.... Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible. Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why?Because alcohol kills germs.So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise ) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see it...If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!! My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the asss!" Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much.--- 425014[/snapback] That's how I roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 I thought it was funny too, and that's why I took at shot at Tom and his lame ass post. Maybe I wasn't clear enough... 425348[/snapback] o, my bad. than i should have said that to tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 100% of the men and women who enlist know what they're getting into. How is that a surprise to so many of us? They were adults and were not coerced to serve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Agreed. And I'm not worried about injuries. If people get injured, we'll just get some more players and drop them from an airplane. 425940[/snapback] I'm reminded, Lana, of some pearls of wisdom from Cliff Claven. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers! -Cliff Claven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 o, my bad. than i should have said that to tom. 425359[/snapback] No sweat, we all do the same thing from time to time. It's just the nature of the medium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 I'm reminded, Lana, of some pearls of wisdom from Cliff Claven. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers! -Cliff Claven 425978[/snapback] You been looking at too many ya yas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 I'm reminded, Lana, of some pearls of wisdom from Cliff Claven. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. This is why you always feel smarter after a few beers! -Cliff Claven 425978[/snapback] Pretty good. I'm glad most of you saw the humor in my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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