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Can You Get Married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a

fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates

waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in

Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he

leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is

still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to

get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it

doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things

don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest

up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

Posted
Subject: Married

Can You Get Married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a

fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates

waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in

Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he

leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is

still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to

get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it

doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things

don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest

up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

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Great punchline.

Posted
Subject: Married

Can You Get Married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a

fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates

waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in

Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he

leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is

still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to

get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it

doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things

don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest

up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

423982[/snapback]

 

:P:lol::D

Posted
Subject: Married

Can You Get Married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a

fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates

waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in

Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.

This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he

leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is

still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to

get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it

doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things

don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest

up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

423982[/snapback]

 

That's great!!

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