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Semi-Silent Thread for the T-Bone Lunch


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I would like to memorialize T-Bone in proper fashion. Unfortunately, I am clumsy with words, and sometimes incoherent. If one of you would loan me $35.00 I promise to purchase a professional eulogy writer. If it's easier, 35 of you could each send me one dollar. Shirley each of you can afford one dollar for such a worthy cause. Thank you for your support, remember, T-Bone deserves the best money can buy.

 

 

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Please disregard the bottom of the linked page. I called Ryan Ringold, and he assured me that the price is indeed $35.00. Thank you again for your support.

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I would like to memorialize T-Bone in proper fashion.  Unfortunately, I am clumsy with words, and sometimes incoherent.  If one of you would loan me $35.00 I promise to purchase a professional eulogy writer.  If it's easier, 35 of you could each send me one dollar.  Shirley each of you can afford one dollar for such a worthy cause.  Thank you for your support, remember, T-Bone deserves the best money can buy.

sad linky

 

PS

Please disregard the bottom of the linked page.  I called Ryan Ringold, and he assured me that the price is indeed $35.00.  Thank you again for your support.

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When you write a eulogy for T-bone, you should save $34 and just buy a Mad Libs.

 

We come here today to mourn (add Name). We are (add Adjective) to see (add Name) pass away. And yet you can't help but also feel (Add Adjective.)

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When you write a eulogy for T-bone, you should save $34 and just buy a Mad Libs.

 

We come here today to mourn (add Name). We are (add Adjective) to see (add Name) pass away. And yet you can't help but also feel (Add Adjective.)

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We come here today to mourn Vicky. We are elated to see Vicky GO away. And yet you can't help but also sense that he will be back as a cereal advertising character.

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I remember when he first wandered in here, as the Yellow Snow of Texas.  Back when that team-swapping whore was a Dallas Stars fan, of course...

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It was Yellow Rose of Texas, Tom. :D

 

Frank Zappa did the yellow snow song. :blink:

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