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ZIP ZAP RAP ;)

 

MUAHAHAHAH

 

Those are classic

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Cody Matherson, Jim Post, and Ken....

 

I have a feeling we may be seeing some new avatars around here...I call Jim Post!

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Cody Matherson, Jim Post, and Ken....

 

I have a feeling we may be seeing some new avatars around here...I call Jim Post!

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I got POOH-MAN ;)

 

MUAHAHAHA

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Cody Matherson, Jim Post, and Ken....

 

I have a feeling we may be seeing some new avatars around here...I call Jim Post!

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I got dibs on the chick that looks like Tootsie.

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The "John Bult" one is kind of scary, Julies 16th birthday. He's holding her hand and has a beer and a smoke next to him, with that goofy hat? Looks like a child molester. ;)

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The "John Bult" one is kind of scary, Julies 16th birthday. He's holding her hand and has a beer and a smoke next to him, with that goofy hat? Looks like a child molester. :P

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And Julie doesn't look too excited to be there ;)

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And Julie doesn't look too excited to be there  ;)

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Here we go:

 

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

 

 

#3- John Bult- Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday

 

 

This photo appears to have been taken closer to Julie’s 27th birthday, but let’s pretend we are idiots for a minute. In the world of visual communication, you have to worry about things like the feeling an image evokes. I *think* they wanted this to be a picture of a father consoling his young daughter on her sweet sixteen because she got pregnant or something. I’m not a father, but I’d guess you do stuff like that when your daughter turns sixteen. What I see when I look at this picture is a married guy (wedding ring) in a bar (beer and cigarette), holding hands with a girl who is twenty years his junior. She has been in the trunk of his Camaro for two or three days, and he made her put on lots of makeup so he could get her in to the bar for a “date”. He is busy insisting that she loves him, or will grow to love him if she knows what’s good for her. She silently screams for him to stop squeezing her hand so hard and just let her go. The absence of eye contact says it all. She is praying for the sweet release of death.

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And Julie doesn't look too excited to be there  ;)

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However Julie looks 30 years old! Seems everything went wrong in that cover concept meeting.

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I love my life  ;)  :P  :lol:

 

I have tears in my eyes.

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:D:lol::lol:

Holy sh!$t. I missed that one the first go around. That's frickin hillarious.

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