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Heb lewmeslfa apa dumass, 27 of Tikrit Iraq attempts to kick himself in the head after discovering he is only 13 inches tall.

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Head and shoulder , knees and toes.  Head and  .......  oh sh-- wher the !@#$ are my shoulders.

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Hey...isn't he taller than you?

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Everyone sing along now...

 

"Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body..."

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Ironically a top-10 hit in the 70's for a certain Mr Yousuf Islam...

 

How about: "And now let's meet the co-star of Al-Jazeera's new hit series, "Two And A Half Jihadists"....

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"When I say Ahmed has his head up his ass, I mean he REALLY has his head up his ass."

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Hi, my name is Yana! I am beautiful, sophisticated, very well educated, with model type figure, excellent manners, and grace. I believe honesty, integrity, and trust to be the foundation of every relationship. I hope to find my special man to give him all my love, devotion, support, and be a passionate lover, a great woman you will feel proud of, and best friend.

 

Think ya yas get's any letters? How many from here, besides yours and mine? Yeah, I know. I wrote one for you and signed your name to it. You can explain that to the wife, I'm sure.

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