VABills Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 "Anyone see my Virgins?" 415792[/snapback] But he doesn't have the equipment to make them non-virgins now.
Dan Gross Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Its called a suicide bomber. 415779[/snapback] alleged suicide bomber...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 That is one flexible gymnast's split he has going on there...sign him up for the Olympics!
OnTheRocks Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Suicide bombers generally leave behind a head and a couple of feet, just like that. 415783[/snapback]
Guffalo Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now, though" mum confides. " Oh, so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr, too" says mum quietly. “Oh gracious me ", says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr, also", says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Blue Chipper Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out you put your left foot in and you shake it all about
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Everyone sing along now... "Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got No Body..."
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 415801[/snapback] Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact.
BB27 Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 A guy walks into a sex shop and tells the clerk he wants to buy a blow up doll. The clerk asks if he wants a Christian doll or a Muslim one. The guy asks whats the differnce.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Clerk says, " well, you have to blow up the christian doll, the muslim one blow up themselves."
JoeF Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact. 415810[/snapback] .....and where else can you get a torso workout like that. Look, he had briani for lunch....
billfan63 Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 .....and where else can you get a torso workout like that. Look, he had briani for lunch.... 415830[/snapback] limbo lower
IDBillzFan Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 "On his very first play from scrimmage as a Dallas Cowboy, Drew Bledsoe was, unfortunately, sacked again."
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 He didn't have the guts to try it again! 415842[/snapback] Yeah, after that he couldn't stomach another attempt. His heart wasn't in it anymore.
col_forbin Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 That is one hell of a split if you ask me.....props!!!!
Ghost of BiB Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Actually, he was serious. Since the vests are worn around the torso and meant to direct the blast horizontally rather than vertically, the head and legs/feet are oft times found intact. 415810[/snapback] Where ever do you people find such disgusting photos and suicide bomber trivia? You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 WARNING, WARNING. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, THIS MAY MAKE YOU FAINT, SO DO NOT OPEN IT IF YOU ARE A WEAK PERSONNow caption away Dead terrorist 415756[/snapback] "I shouldn't have had that third helping of retatta..."
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