Kipers Hair Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] My Wife's sisters's husband's brother said he should be back practicing yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 My Wife's sisters's husband's brother said he should be back practicing yesterday. 411215[/snapback] Yeah, but only to sell Season Tickets to fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A guy down at the deli told me that the leg is going to have to be amputated tomorrow. But it's definitely true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I asked The Magic 8-ball, and it told me to go to hell. I didn't know it could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 cartaledge in the knee. 411210[/snapback] As in "push that cart off a ledge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 A guy down at the deli told me that the leg is going to have to be amputated tomorrow. 411222[/snapback] ...and I heard that they were going to graft a cheetah leg in its place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was at a bar with my buddies and I called Willis on a bet. He told me it was true and that the whole thing with him dressing at practice was a big conspiracy to sell season tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I hope the next guy you talk to is a mental health professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ...and I heard that they were going to graft a cheetah leg in its place. That Donahoe is shrewed. Now McGahee will be a super-fast man/beast hybrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was at a bar with my buddies and I called Willis on a bet. He told me it was true and that the whole thing with him dressing at practice was a big conspiracy to sell season tickets. 411230[/snapback] I'll trade you Willis's cell # for Roscoe's #. Roscoe said the arm has to come off above the elbow. Rosenturd is going to want compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] If so, that's not an uncommon thing for players. I have no data, and wouldn't bother to hunt for it, but I've heard such for years of following football, and players go on the field for a season and get it fixed in the off-season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] In all fairness, when I'm eating friend chicken, and I accidentally bite into a piece of cartilage, that thing doesn't give.. at all. I figure if I can't bite through it, Willis should be OK to play a little game of football on it. Then again, his knee isn't deep fried, but I digress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 On the way over to the local I stopped at the VF Doub-ya and my fifth cousins brudder-in-law, Sal Kaplinski said Willis slipped on a slab of bologna. He said youz guys got nutten to worry about because his foremans doctor said it was only a mild strain. Burp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Now that they sold out the preseason game, the Bills will probably announce that Willis' condition is terminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'll trade you Willis's cell # for Roscoe's #.Roscoe said the arm has to come off above the elbow. Rosenturd is going to want compensation. 411234[/snapback] I believe Roscoe's getting an octopus arm... Did you ask Roscoe how he pronounces his last name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloDynamite Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I have a source within the Bill's organization that confirmed Willis will undergo a mutation process that will show why his name is HORSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 In all seriousness, I Replayed the play where Willis was initially injured a number of times (Viva Tivo!). Just after busting past the line of scrimmage, Willis took a pretty substantial hit on his right knee which was trailing behind him. The hit bent his leg "inside out" for lack of a better term or maybe better said hyper extended. After watching the hit, I didn't think he would come back. But I really can see how he may have slightly torn the cartlidge. That said, a slight cartilidge tear would have caused quite a bit of swelling and I can't believe he would have been back in practice so soon. I'm interested to see whether or not he practices again today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ_BillsFan Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Don't worry guys. I was just over at McDonalds and who do I have serving me fries: No other than Rashan Salaam. He said he will ask his manager if he can get off early and maybe hit up camp today. I also talked to my cousins uncles brothers mailman who delivers to Willis's aunts sister-in-laws cousins lwayer. He said, "Willis is recovering from a drug addiction." His brother Arnold ran for governor of CA. It's a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 To coin someone else's line, WE'RE DOOMED!!! I'm not very original, and its such a good line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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