Kipers Hair Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend.
theesir Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] My Wife's sisters's husband's brother said he should be back practicing yesterday.
erynthered Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 My Wife's sisters's husband's brother said he should be back practicing yesterday. 411215[/snapback] Yeah, but only to sell Season Tickets to fans
Hollywood Donahoe Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 A guy down at the deli told me that the leg is going to have to be amputated tomorrow. But it's definitely true.
Johnny Coli Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I asked The Magic 8-ball, and it told me to go to hell. I didn't know it could do that.
Sound_n_Fury Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 cartaledge in the knee. 411210[/snapback] As in "push that cart off a ledge?"
Dan Gross Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 A guy down at the deli told me that the leg is going to have to be amputated tomorrow. 411222[/snapback] ...and I heard that they were going to graft a cheetah leg in its place.
BRH Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I was at a bar with my buddies and I called Willis on a bet. He told me it was true and that the whole thing with him dressing at practice was a big conspiracy to sell season tickets.
Cugalabanza Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I hope the next guy you talk to is a mental health professional.
Hollywood Donahoe Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 ...and I heard that they were going to graft a cheetah leg in its place. That Donahoe is shrewed. Now McGahee will be a super-fast man/beast hybrid.
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I was at a bar with my buddies and I called Willis on a bet. He told me it was true and that the whole thing with him dressing at practice was a big conspiracy to sell season tickets. 411230[/snapback] I'll trade you Willis's cell # for Roscoe's #. Roscoe said the arm has to come off above the elbow. Rosenturd is going to want compensation.
stuckincincy Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] If so, that's not an uncommon thing for players. I have no data, and wouldn't bother to hunt for it, but I've heard such for years of following football, and players go on the field for a season and get it fixed in the off-season.
stevestojan Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I was visiting with a cousin who used to be in the Bills training staff - he mentioned that McGahee has a slight tear of cartaledge in the knee. They're hoping that nothing comes loose and he'll be able to return this weekend. 411210[/snapback] In all fairness, when I'm eating friend chicken, and I accidentally bite into a piece of cartilage, that thing doesn't give.. at all. I figure if I can't bite through it, Willis should be OK to play a little game of football on it. Then again, his knee isn't deep fried, but I digress.
Spun Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 On the way over to the local I stopped at the VF Doub-ya and my fifth cousins brudder-in-law, Sal Kaplinski said Willis slipped on a slab of bologna. He said youz guys got nutten to worry about because his foremans doctor said it was only a mild strain. Burp.
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Now that they sold out the preseason game, the Bills will probably announce that Willis' condition is terminal.
Dan Gross Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I'll trade you Willis's cell # for Roscoe's #.Roscoe said the arm has to come off above the elbow. Rosenturd is going to want compensation. 411234[/snapback] I believe Roscoe's getting an octopus arm... Did you ask Roscoe how he pronounces his last name?
BuffaloDynamite Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I have a source within the Bill's organization that confirmed Willis will undergo a mutation process that will show why his name is HORSE.
theesir Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 In all seriousness, I Replayed the play where Willis was initially injured a number of times (Viva Tivo!). Just after busting past the line of scrimmage, Willis took a pretty substantial hit on his right knee which was trailing behind him. The hit bent his leg "inside out" for lack of a better term or maybe better said hyper extended. After watching the hit, I didn't think he would come back. But I really can see how he may have slightly torn the cartlidge. That said, a slight cartilidge tear would have caused quite a bit of swelling and I can't believe he would have been back in practice so soon. I'm interested to see whether or not he practices again today.
NJ_BillsFan Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Don't worry guys. I was just over at McDonalds and who do I have serving me fries: No other than Rashan Salaam. He said he will ask his manager if he can get off early and maybe hit up camp today. I also talked to my cousins uncles brothers mailman who delivers to Willis's aunts sister-in-laws cousins lwayer. He said, "Willis is recovering from a drug addiction." His brother Arnold ran for governor of CA. It's a shame.
BB27 Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 To coin someone else's line, WE'RE DOOMED!!! I'm not very original, and its such a good line.
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