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I typically fall in the bathroom but occasionally on my front steps.

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I usually take a crap in the bathroom or shower, sometimes both, but I rarely fall in there. I have fallen on my front steps before. :D

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Is he anything like Piltdown Man?

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I think that you just started a bunch of Google Searches with that comment.

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Does anyone really know anyone?

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We all know about you and the rumors flying here. I choose not to listen to those rumor. I believe there is no doubt they are true. :D

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I'm so sorry--I don't know First Down Man. I hope this does not destroy my credibility completely.

 

Also, I don't fall... I lay down where I please, sometimes quite spontaneously.

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I'm so sorry--I don't know First Down Man.  I hope this does not destroy my credibility completely.

 

Also, I don't fall... I lay down where I please, sometimes quite spontaneously.

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If you please to spontaneously lay down on my front steps, I guarantee a rude awakening. :D

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If you please to spontaneously lay down on my front steps, I guarantee a rude awakening. :D

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Can I come in for a nice hot plate of retatta? With extra pickle juice to cure what ails me?

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Can I come in for a nice hot plate of retatta?  With extra pickle juice to cure what ails me?

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If you don't want the Porterhouse steak, baked potatoe, fresh corn on the cob, iced loganberry and hot apple pie, of course I will make retatta with extra pickle juice for you.

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