101 things NOT to do on a "double" date

[smokinandjokin]

#99 - Denial

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98. The press conference type questions when you stumble home after a night with the boys.

 

Where were you? Why didn't you call? Where's your other shoe? Who's pants are those?

[Tux of Borg]

#97 Wait until she falls into the toilet.

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#96 - Call sloppy seconds