Fezmid Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 OMG - this really happened to me on a blind date. 408858[/snapback] Your wife called you on your blind date...?
bluenews Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 nineteen Do not ask her help in converting your (leftover) Canadian currency into U.S. dollars.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 18. "No, I think Michael Jackson's behavior is perfectly normal..."
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 17. Pass out after one too many Labatt's. 16. When the DJ puts on "Sweet Child O' Mine," air guitar and leg kicks.
erynthered Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 15 Start singing the theme to the TV series '"Beverly Hillbillies"
stuckincincy Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 14 - Putting on an old leather aviator's helmet, with goggles, and saying "I LIKE Santa. Do YOU like Santa?...
drnykterstein Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 13. Keep trying to put pieces of duct tape on her nose throughout the night.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 12. End every sentence with "...in accordance with the prophecy."
col_forbin Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 11. tell her you are wearing rubber underwear
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 11. tell her you are wearing rubber underwear 409002[/snapback] "Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
bluenews Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 "It's not polite to discuss politics on the first date, however, I'm hung like a Republican."
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 9." Hi, I'm a big Rob Johnson fan how 'bout you?"
drnykterstein Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 8. Introduce her to everyone you meet as "my incognito expenditure topographic relation"
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 7. Talk about how you never go anywhere without your trusted rubber duckie, as he is the only one who understands you.
theesir Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 #6- Announce that you just quit smoking weed 15 days ago and your really having a hard time dealing with unblurred reality.
rockpile Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 #5 My name is Rockpile and I peed with Jon Dorenbos.
Dan Gross Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 #4 If we leave now we can get a good place in line for the $50 laptops!
Beerball Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 #3 Tell her you're a 40 year old virgin 409115[/snapback] I think someone beat you to that one.
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