Reuben Gant Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 49. Never tell her "This relationship could really heat up with a little cosmetic surgery. "
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 48. If your date is wearing perfume or body spray or even smells like she didn't shower in 3 months never say "Something smells funny"
aussiew Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 47 - don't tell her how well your mother can cook.
smokinandjokin Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 46. Definitely don't ask her if she is a member of the Brown Eye Brigade
smuvtalker Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 45. Take her to McDonalds for a first date, and when you get up to the counter, remind her that money doesn't grow on trees. GO BILLS!!!
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 44. Never go to pick up your date and when she gets to the door tell her "Oh... you're wearing that? "
Guffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 43. Don't mention that you are an amatuer proctologist
lawnboy1977 Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 41 Tell her you have the exact same dress she is wearing.
gantrules Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 39) Tell her you got her number off the bathroom wall
Zamboni Man Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 38. Tell her it rubs the lotion on its skin
NotStuckonStupid Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 ask her if she likes tube steak with her pie
bluenews Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 thirty-six Show her your femine side.........wear a Tom Brady jersey on the first date and only use your left hand.ALL NIGHT!!!!
LabattBlue Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 35. Don't go south unless you are positive you won't regret it(hygiene issues ).
theesir Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 34. "Oh, you look fine, we're just going to my mom's house for dinner, she doesn't see that well anyway"
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 33. OK, this actually happened to me.... Don't wait for three hours in the library for a study date then, when you get up from your notes b/c you figured "What the !@#$? I'm here," and look over the partition, there she is, then still proceed to the downstairs to study.* *'Study'ing to consist of two phone calls from her boss (she was a stripper), informing that her anti-depressant makes her "get all wet" driving down the highway and she just wanted to cheat on her boyfriend (who she suspected was cheating on her), and finding out that she was really, really stupid.
Ghost of BiB Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 33. OK, this actually happened to me.... Don't wait for three hours in the library for a study date then, when you get up from your notes b/c you figured "What the !@#$? I'm here," and look over the partition, there she is, then still proceed to the downstairs to study.* *'Study'ing to consist of two phone calls from her boss (she was a stripper), informing that her anti-depressant makes her "get all wet" driving down the highway and she just wanted to cheat on her boyfriend (who she suspected was cheating on her), and finding out that she was really, really stupid. 408250[/snapback] Three hours?
Dan Gross Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 32. We're in luck! They're removing a spleen at the local medical school surgical observation theater, and I got us in!
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