EC-Bills Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Good Thing to do on a first date: Watch a DVDBad thing to do on a first date: Watch DVD of "You Got Served" I still can't believe she rented that gawd awful movie 407506[/snapback] But didn't you say you got "served" after going through that?
jester43 Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 63(?)...DON'T take her to see "saving private ryan"! i did that...the movie had just opened and i thought i had found a really cool "smart" chick (i dig that) that i could enjoy it with.... 2 1/2 hours later we were both so friggin traumatized we never spoke again!!
Pete Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 tell her that your name is george, your unemployed and live with your parents 407420[/snapback] that one worked
Bear Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 62. Ask her if she ever has this much fun with her husband.
buckeyemike Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 61. If she's blond or brunette, tell her she'd look much better as a redhead. If she's a redhead, tell her that your last girlfriend was a redheaded psycho hose beast. Mike
aussiew Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 60. Dont tell her that you only live in a trailer because you can't find a house you love enough to buy.
Puhonix Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 59. Normally, I would offer you.. vintage Champagna.. and cavier. But.. I have grown impatient with the French. Ever since the Froggy stabbed Colin Powell in the back.. I eschew all things French.. no more! Camembert.. fois gras.. eau de cologne.. Frenchie, from "American Idol".. and, big surprise to me.. champagna! Who knew! That's the only place champagna come from! But.. my word is my bond.. it is done. Instead.. I offer you. effervescent.. Andre's Cold Duck.
theesir Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 58. "Wow this has been great, no I really mean it, you're really special....I think I'm falling IN LOVE with you!!!!"
CoachChuckDickerson Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 58. When you come back from the restroom do not ask her if it is normal to have burning during urination.
rockpile Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 57. Ask if she can drive because you just took 20mg of Valium.
smokinandjokin Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 56. Don't stop in at her place to drop a deuce and forget to flush
Puhonix Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 You know.. beauty.. it's so important.. especially in these dark times.. because.. without beauty, the terrorists.. will have truly won. Can.. can you step closer, please? Little closer. [Look down shirt] Wow! Wowee-wow-wow-wow! "I see London.. I see France.. I see something!"
Ghost of BiB Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 56. Don't stop in at her place to drop a deuce and forget to flush 407861[/snapback] Or, force an overflow.
drnykterstein Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 54. Never ask her how she feels about having sex with a midget. lol, I like this thread it lets you be as random as you want, and its funny that way.
smokinandjokin Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 53. Never, under any circumstances, ask her to smell your finger. 54. Never ask her how she feels about having sex with a midget. 407880[/snapback] What if she's a midget?
rockpile Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 52. Do not read her "101 Funny Things To Do In An Elevator."
rockpile Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 What if she's a midget? 407885[/snapback] Ask her if she likes Zweigles.
Cugalabanza Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 51. Don't forget to wait 30 minutes for the Rohypnol to take effect.
drnykterstein Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 50. Never tell her how Brett Favre looks good in little shorts, no shirt and his little red hat.
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