Ghost of BiB Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 83. Mention the restraining order your last date filed.
PJBrown Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 82 Tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat chick
The Tomcat Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 81 ask her mom for a threesome.....this ALWAYS works!
mtdoak Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 80. Tell her that you wore the belt with the 'extra holes' so you can go to an all you eat Buffet.
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 79 tell her you wanna !@#$ her doggystyle in klignon
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 78 tell her that you feel a lot better since the sex change
N.Y. Orangeman Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 75. Do not take her to a restaurant that serves fried noodles with pickle juice.
Frez Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 #74 Ask her if she has the HIV virus.....when she says no..........tell her Whoooooa, good cause I don't want to go through that again.
macdaddy Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 #73 Take her to the King Edward under the guise that they have a great cheeseburger.
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 #72 take her to a resturante and as she's eating make a concerned face and tell her "maybe you shouldn't eat that you're getting a little big in the hips"
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 70. "No, I don't have a job. I live in the basement and I'm building an exact replica of the flying saucer that landed in the backyard three years ago. When I'm not looking at online porn, that is."
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 69: Proclaim to her when you get back to her place "Do you know what Hot Karl is? Good...then this will all be new to you then..."
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 69. "Wow, you're a cool lady!........... Wanna 69?" (Oh, come on. You knew it was coming.)
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 68. "My old girlfriend, Mary, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time.... Do you mind if I call you Mary?"
ExWNYer Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 #67 Ask: "Soooooooooooo, does the carpet match the drapes?"
/dev/null Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Good Thing to do on a first date: Watch a DVD Bad thing to do on a first date: Watch DVD of "You Got Served" I still can't believe she rented that gawd awful movie
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