Nick in RaChaCha Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 101 When you pick her up suggest that you spend 1 hour praying together before you leave for dinner. god please bless mommy and daddy...
bluenews Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 101 When you pick her up suggest that you spend 1 hour praying together before you leave for dinner. god please bless mommy and daddy... 407393[/snapback] 100 take "IT" out!!!!
LabattBlue Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 98...Babble on all night about this great Bills message board called twobillsdrive, only to find out she doesn't know a football from a baseball.
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 14, 2005 Posted August 14, 2005 97: You show up at the door to greet her wearing tight little shorts, no shirt, a little red hat, after doing some farming or something because you are covered in dirt. She wont think its very awseome, man.
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 96. Compare her to your ex gf all night telling her how much she reminds you of her, and what she would do in certain situations.
TC in St. Louis Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 95. Show up in a "Too Drunk to F%%K t-shirt, and take her to The Aristocrats
KD in CA Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 94. Wait till she answers the door before you find out that she weighs more than you do.
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 93. Never ask her who she thinks is better Kirk or Picard and hold her answer against her.
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 93. Say My mamma sats I'm the best kisser in the family!
IDBillzFan Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 92. Invite her to your house, make her a Short Bus Rettata for dinner and stick a note under the pickle juice dispenser that says "If you think I did this this fast, wait 'til you get me naked."
bluenews Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 91 show up with your girlfriend and her three kids (who all packed a lunch)
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 91. If it's snowing the night of the date, do NOT rush outside to pee your name in the snow.
Bob in SC Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 Tell her that you talk regularly on the phone to J P Losman.
col_forbin Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 88. Say "today marks the 1 month anniversey since my last herpes breakout!!!!"
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 tell her that your name is george, your unemployed and live with your parents
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 let one go in the restaurant and blame it on her
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 85. If you happen to get lucky after or during the act of sex never utter the phraze "Don't worry there's no need to panic"
Like A Mofo Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 84. Do not tell her you are the Son of Satan
cåblelady Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 83. Do not tell her TD made you take her out.
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