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of the missing growler:

 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writ....mcguire/1.html

 

AGGRAVATING/ENJOYABLE TRAVEL NOTE OF THE WEEK

The time has come. I've got to say something about the automatic flushers overtaking the public toilets of America.

 

Entered a restroom at the St. Louis airport last Tuesday. Went into a stall.

 

WOOOOOOOSH.

 

That flush came from simply entering the stall. I got close to the toilet and WOOOOOOOSH.

 

By the time I left the stall I heard that noise no less than six times.

 

Count 'em: six flushes. How many gallons of water wasted? How many eardrums nearly punctured?

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By the time I left the stall I heard that noise no less than six times.

 

Sounds like he was having a rough go of it in there. Maybe it was the coffee.

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Sometimes the handles in the handicapped stall come in handy. I think Howie Mandel did a bit on that once.

 

"Hey buddy, that stall's for the handicapped!"

 

"Well, I was when I came in here!"

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Sometimes the handles in the handicapped stall come in handy.  I think Howie Mandel did a bit on that once.

 

"Hey buddy, that stall's for the handicapped!"

 

"Well, I was when I came in here!"

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Wow, Howie Mandel , there's a name I have not heard in a long time. Ha, now that was a mullet!

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Wow, Howie Mandel , there's a name I have not heard in a long time. Ha, now that was a mullet!

 

Just saw him in Vegas in the Spring. His head is shaved now.

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So, did you give him the spare change you had, or what?

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;)

 

So I guess you won't be starting a "Silent thread for Howie Mandel's career."

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;)

 

So I guess you won't be starting a "Silent thread for Howie Mandel's career."

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Mandel gets a ton of airtime in "The Aristocrats", which i just saw yesterday.

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6 flusher...sounds like he had a date with Taco Cantina

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If a home, after 3, I usually go get the plunger.

 

If in a public place if it is still there after 3 attempts to flush it down, I leave it. A work of art like that should be saved for the world to see, or at least the next poor shlub who neglected to go before they left the house.

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Gee Peter, how many germs not transmitted by contact with the flush handle?

 

Count 'em dumbass.

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Actually, when you flush the toilet a six foot halo of germs shoots up so it really doesn't matter if you touch the handle or not. Who the hell touches the handle with their hands anyways? You have to use the good ol' shoe.

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Actually, when you flush the toilet a six foot halo of germs shoots up so it really doesn't matter if you touch the handle or not. Who the hell touches the handle with their hands anyways? You have to use the good ol' shoe.

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That's my technique. There's just something about other people's feces on the handle that makes me avoid it all together.

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