\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/08052005/news/56211.htm
Just Jack Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 I heard about that yesterday while listening to Maxim Radio on Sirius 145.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 "According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene." What a...surprise. To be perfectly honest, had he been sober I would have been REALLY worried.
Johnny Coli Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 Pretty crappy call for the locksmith to answer.
Reuben Gant Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 At least for a little while, he could honestly tell people he was a YALE man.
Beerball Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 Where do you find this stuff? 402534[/snapback] You can find padlocks at any hardware store. Get out much?
Cugalabanza Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 Amateur! Any jackass on the street knows you use a combination lock on your testicles, not a key lock. What a jerk.
NotStuckonStupid Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 I Found this story about a Brentwood, New Hampshire man who got drunk one night with a buddy and awoke to discover that he'd been placed under arrest. Well, sort of. He'd only been partly placed in custody. While he was sleeping off the booze, his buddy (and I use the term loosely) had apparently worried that his friend might lose something important. So he took a padlock and closed it over the guy's... um... "family jewels." It was all done in good sport, of course. He left the guy the key. Which broke off in the lock. The poor guy kept his... um... unique fashion accessory for two weeks. He took a hacksaw to the lock, but it didn't work. (I suspect that he was too terrified to use sufficient force, and I can't blame him.) So he finally called an ambulance (after getting himself thoroughly liquored up again -- you'd think he'd have learned better). They took him to a hospital (presumably after they stopped giggling), and there doctors called for a locksmith (presumably after THEY stopped giggling). The locksmith (presumably... you know the rest) then removed the lock for the guy, liberating the family jewels. The guy was apparently treated and released, with no lasting injury to anything but his pride. There's no word on the status of the padlock, or of the guy who put it on him, but I suspect by now both have seen better days. If I ever needed yet another reason why I don't drink, I think I just found it.
jarthur31 Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 That story title just screams out at ya. LMAO, they're not ruling out careless homosexual play. That's crazy!!! What did his lover think this would accomplish? Was it out of retribution for cheating?
macdaddy Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 It could have been worse......his buddy could have stuck 'the club' up his arse
/dev/null Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 It could have been worse......his buddy could have stuck 'the club' up his arse 404473[/snapback] i went on a couple dates with a nurse and she told me some of the emergency room stories about the weird things people stick up there
macdaddy Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 i went on a couple dates with a nurse and she told me some of the emergency room stories about the weird things people stick up there 404508[/snapback] Hopefully you didn't experiment
Ghost of BiB Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 "At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.
BB27 Posted August 11, 2005 Posted August 11, 2005 i went on a couple dates with a nurse and she told me some of the emergency room stories about the weird things people stick up there 404508[/snapback] Ditto, I dated an ER Doc for a while, and she also used to have some good stories about people coming into the ER with problems going to the bathroom. One guy said that he couldn't take a **** for the last few days. They took an xray, and yup, you guessed it, the mayonaise jar was the culprit..... It was terribly funny when I heard it, kind of still funny now. She had quite a few good stories.
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