stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Proposed EU regulation will force "endowed" German beer garden waitresses to raise their bodice to protect against the effects of sunshine. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...03/ixworld.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Proposed EU regulation will force "endowed" German beer garden waitresses to raise their bodice to protece against the effects of sunshine. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...03/ixworld.html 399265[/snapback] So much for Oktoberfest this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 What about on cloudy days that are..............cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 What about on cloudy days that are..............cold. 399281[/snapback] That's a good...points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 She was beautiful. Those Krauts sure know how to make women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Well then, tell them to put on sunscreen...that protects them against the sun...and i'll personally volunteer to be a barmaid sunscreen applier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Proposed EU regulation will force "endowed" German beer garden waitresses to raise their bodice to protect against the effects of sunshine. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...03/ixworld.html 399265[/snapback] The EU's trying to legislate a dress code now? WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 i'm glad we're not the only nation that attempts to pass inane legislation. they're worried about skin cancer? HELLO -- what about lung cancer? nobody smokes more than the europeans. what a freaking joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykat Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Proposed EU regulation will force "endowed" German beer garden waitresses to raise their bodice to protect against the effects of sunshine. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...03/ixworld.html 399265[/snapback] That's like trying to sell 1.6 gallon commodes under the guise that if the capacity isn't reduced that tsunamis in the neighborhood result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykat Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "But Britain opted out of signing it, arguing that it was up to employees and employers to use their common sense to guard against the sun." The EU is well into a death spiral, this should simply push the process along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill in Livonia Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I would be willing to help apply sun Blocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Keep thinking that the government can solve all problems and eventually they'll try. Wake up people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 She was beautiful. Those Krauts sure know how to make women 399286[/snapback] I have known for various reasons, a large number of men who have married native German women. It was pitiful to see such reduced to living in a perpetual state of extreme "henpeckishness". Pretty? Yep. But beware... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "This is European law-making at its most pedantic," said Munich's mayor, Christian Ude. "A waitress is no longer allowed to wander round a beer garden with a plunging neckline. I would not want to enter a beer garden under these conditions." Someone buy two beers for the Mayor of Munich. One for admitting he wouldn't go to a beer garden without waitresses sporting cleavage and the other for using the word "pedantic" in a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 "This is European law-making at its most pedantic," said Munich's mayor, Christian Ude. "A waitress is no longer allowed to wander round a beer garden with a plunging neckline. I would not want to enter a beer garden under these conditions." Someone buy two beers for the Mayor of Munich. One for admitting he wouldn't go to a beer garden without waitresses sporting cleavage and the other for using the word "pedantic" in a sentence. 399442[/snapback] He's obviously met Dexter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 The EU's trying to legislate a dress code now? WTF? 399292[/snapback] It's a workface safety issue, much like the bartenders who complain about cigarette smoke. Damn unions. *braces for BillsNYC's reply* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I have known for various reasons, a large number of men who have married native German women. It was pitiful to see such reduced to living in a perpetual state of extreme "henpeckishness". Pretty? Yep. But beware... 399436[/snapback] I lived there quite a while. They are "hot" at the age of 12. You'd swear they were 20. Must be something in that beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 I lived there quite a while. They are "hot" at the age of 12. You'd swear they were 20. Must be something in that beer. 399452[/snapback] I think it continues to internaly ferment somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I lived there quite a while. They are "hot" at the age of 12. You'd swear they were 20. Must be something in that beer. 399452[/snapback] That's funny, because I've spent a little time myself in Europe and couldn't understand why there was this vast void of hotness in the middle of the continent. I mean, you have French girls to the west, Polish girls to the east, Swiss and Italian girls to the south, and Scandinavian girls to the north. Then there's Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Gotta have a sturdy dirndl to haul around such large mugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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