MelissaInPhilly Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 I have a supervisor, who, to put it bluntly, has BAD BREATH FROM HELL. It's so bad that it sounds like a rat crawled in there and died. Is there anyway to tell her about it? I was thinking of sneaking a bottle of mouthwash in her mailbox, but that seems sneaky. Meanwhile, I'll just hold my breath . . . !
MadBuffaloDisease Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Stick some mints in her mailbox with a typed note saying your breath smells. Unless you are her only supervisee, she won't think to/be able to pin it on you. Think of it as doing her a favor.
Dr. Fong Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Just offer her an altoid. Maybe she'll get hooked on them and problem solved.
Tony P Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Just offer her an altoid. Maybe she'll get hooked on them and problem solved. 398686[/snapback] Yep, carry mints with you all the time and when your speaking with her, put one in your mouth and offer her one as well. Should sink in about the 3rd or 4th time.
Alaska Darin Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Rat poison looks alot like non-dairy creamer. I'm just saying.
Thailog80 Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Tell her she has the Zactleys......her mouth smells zactley like her ass.
Dr. Fong Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Yep, carry mints with you all the time and when your speaking with her, put one in your mouth and offer her one as well. Should sink in about the 3rd or 4th time. 398694[/snapback] Or even better, just follow her around and keep trying to throw one into her mouth. That'd be hilarious.
IDBillzFan Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Tell her she has the Zactleys......her mouth smells zactley like her ass. 398766[/snapback] Melissa, just leave a tin of Altoids on her chair if you can. She'll figure it out.
eball Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Tell her she has the Zactleys......her mouth smells zactley like her ass. 398766[/snapback] does that mean poor melissa has smelled her supervisor's ass? yecch.
IDBillzFan Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 You know, on second thought, Melissa...kill two birds with one stone: hook her up with your son.
Thailog80 Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 You know, on second thought, Melissa...kill two birds with one stone: hook her up with your son. 398788[/snapback]
JoeF Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Go to a Sam's or Costco and buy the dozen tin altoid pack (its like $10) and then just give one tin to several members of your team including her--that way everyone can offer her one when she comes by. If she doesn't get it after the first round, rotate it among the team to buy more....
cåblelady Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 You know, on second thought, Melissa...kill two birds with one stone: hook her up with your son. 398788[/snapback] S'not nice, Mock.
Thailog80 Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 S'not nice, Mock. 398803[/snapback] But damn funny!
RunTheBall Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 How about doing your job and not worrying about her breath? I'm not trying to be insulting, but you've posted a few times about your job searches so it'd probably be better to suck it up and not piss off a supervisor over something stupid. RTB
IDBillzFan Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 S'not nice, Mock. 398803[/snapback] Think about it. Her son's problems likely stem from the fact that he could use a little hoochie-koochie. If her boss was getting some hoochie-koochie, she might pay closer attention to her breath. And in the imperfect world...it's her son who will tell her for her. And everybody's getting some hoochie-koochie. That's not just nice...it's forward thinking!
erynthered Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 I have a supervisor, who, to put it bluntly, has BAD BREATH FROM HELL. It's so bad that it sounds like a rat crawled in there and died. Is there anyway to tell her about it? I was thinking of sneaking a bottle of mouthwash in her mailbox, but that seems sneaky. Meanwhile, I'll just hold my breath . . . ! 398671[/snapback] I hear because of the Patriot Act they’re going to do breath profiling. You’ve stepped into an area that you should even talk about. People with Bad breath will be taken to Quantanamo (sp) for extreme torture. Such as listening to, fidy cent or Brittany spears. I’m so happy that you caught someone so soon. Maybe you should just shoot him? And so it begins..........
cåblelady Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 That's not just nice...it's forward thinking! 398873[/snapback]
Nanker Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Think about it. Her son's problems likely stem from the fact that he could use a little hoochie-koochie. If her boss was getting some hoochie-koochie, she might pay closer attention to her breath. And in the imperfect world...it's her son who will tell her for her. And everybody's getting some hoochie-koochie. That's not just nice...it's forward thinking! 398873[/snapback] Kinda like thinking forward to Tatiania dropping her hands...
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