Alaska Darin Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I remember Dave Tape Dispenser. Great possession receiver, never dropped a pass, it was like the ball just stuck to his hands... 398826[/snapback] I believe you're actually referring to Freddie Bilitnescotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I believe you're actually referring to Freddie Bilitnescotch. 398832[/snapback] Freddie Blitzedonscotch? No, different guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 If JP plays like my stapler, I'm burning this place to the ground. 398743[/snapback] But if he plays like a Staple-gun, then keep the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCDAWG Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Freddie Blitzedonscotch? No, different guy... 398834[/snapback] Is he different then Freddie Feltersnatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 And I said, I don't care if they cut me either, because I told, I told Mularkey that if they move my locker one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Donahoe too, because they've moved my locker four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Kenny Stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... 398701[/snapback] You are a truly sick man with too much time on his hands... Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Stabler is in my top 5 of all-time NFL qb's. 398711[/snapback] I might not put him in my top 5 all-time but he was my favorite non-Bill growing up. The fact he was a lefty like me probably had something to do with it, but I also loved his kickass, take-no-prisoners swagger. It's a shame he's not in the Hall of Fame for whatever reason. Your mentioning Mark van Eeghen calls to mind an anecdote from Madden's first book, in which a not-too-bright defensive end named Charles Philyaw went to Madden and asked to have his first name AND his last name on the back of his jersey. "But we don't do that," Madden replied. "Yes, you do," said Philyaw, pointing. "See? VAN Eeghen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's a shame he's not in the Hall of Fame for whatever reason. 399144[/snapback] As I recall, he had a minor cocaine charge (conviction?) against him, so maybe that's why. The Raiders-Chiefs rivalry back then produced IMO some of the greatest NFL games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 excuse me, i believe you have my stapler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Didn't he open up a bunch of office supply stores after football??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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