HopsGuy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Don't believe in forced entry,Don't believe in rape But everytime she passes by Wild thoughts escape 398413[/snapback] U2 - I Believe in Love Here's mine: I come from downtown Born ready for you Armed with Will and Determination And Grace, Too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Monster, by Fred Schneider of the B-52s I saw it officer, it looked prehistoric ... There's a monster in my pants And it does a nasty dance When it moves in and out Everybody starts to shout Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah Get outta here monster! Monster! Monster! Get outta here monster! There's a monster in my pants And It does a nasty dance When it sees the light of day You can here the people say Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster! Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster Monster! Monster! Oh no, a giant monster! Shut the window, bolt the door! Don't wanna see that monster no more! There's a monster in my pants And it does a modern dance When it comes into a room People hit it with a broom Take that monster! Take that monster! Take it! Take it! Take that you awful thing! Take that aaah! Take that aaah! Take it! Take it! Take that you naughty thing! And they don't wear pants on the other side of France But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts Monster! Monster! Oh gee, a great big monster There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak Gosh would you look at that thing And I thought dinosaurs were extinct Aaaaah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.J. Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I'm a B word, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I'm a B word, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way 398659[/snapback] Good one, KJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I'm a B word, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way 398659[/snapback] Mania B word. "A pensive man am I, of philosophical joys, who likes to meditate, contemplate, far for humanities mad inhuman noise, Quiet living man.... But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through, in a line that never ends comes an army of her friends, come to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is with YOU!, she'll have a booming boisterous family, who will descend on you en mass, she'll have a large wagnarian mother, with a voice that shatters glass, " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Good one. Roger Taylor and it's something like "Racing the Streets." 398371[/snapback] Rockpile got it right, actually. Probably one of my all time favorite songs. Especially this lyric: Now some guys they just give up livin' And start dyin' little by little, piece by piece Some guys come home from work and wash up And go racing in the street. Tonight, tonight, the strip's just right I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats We're callin' out around the world I'm goin' racing in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelissaInPhilly Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Sweet Melissa . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Am I Evil? Yes I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Am I Evil? Yes I am! 398688[/snapback] Roxy Music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Roxy Music? 398689[/snapback] Metallica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I did it all for the nookie!!! the WHAT? The NOOKIE the what THE NOOKIE.. t-r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill in Livonia Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 "I want to live fast, love hard and die young" -- Jeeze, I did so much of the former that I'll miss the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I did it all for the nookie!!! the WHAT? The NOOKIE the what THE NOOKIE.. t-r 398702[/snapback] Limp Bizkit - Nookie Excuse me if I, Have some place in my mind, Where I go time to time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbills17 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 U2 - I Believe in Love Here's mine: I come from downtown Born ready for you Armed with Will and Determination And Grace, Too 398605[/snapback] GREAT song by a band far too many people aren't aware of. Grace, Too Tragically Hip Ghost town on a tuesday night That ok I'm feelin' alright It's easier to grab a beer Without a thousand people here I wonder where I'll be in a year Probably be sittin right here But if you know the answer Don't tell me anyone I don't wanna know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Hey, wake up Your eyes weren't open wide For the last couple of miles You've been swerving from side to side You're gonna make me spill my beer If you don't learn how to steer Passenger side Passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side Roll another number for the road You're the only sober person I know Won't you let me make you a deal Just get behind the wheel Passenger side Passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side Should've been the driver Could've been the one I should've been your lover But I hadn't seen Can you take me to the store, and then the bank? I've got five dollars we can put in the tank I've got a court date coming this June I'll be driving soon Passenger side Passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side -- No, I didn't get my licensed pull for DWI, only a metaphor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 She'll be coming 'round the Mts. When she cums You know She'll be riding 6 white horses when she comes that one First one I could think of 398392[/snapback] Beastiality is against the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Chipper Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Listen, Ahhwooo, werewolves of London Ahhwooo Ahhwooo, werewolves of London Warren Zevon- song from the color of money I love that movie and that song and that one line sums me up pretty good. I like to drink and I keep myself looking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Garrett Morris on SNL: "I'm gonna buy me a shotgun, and kill all the whiteys I see..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric in Akron Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Dougie MacLean - I don't know if you can see the changes that have come over me, In these few days I been afraid I might drift away ... Now I have moved and kept on moving, Proved the points that I needed proving, Lost the friends that I needed losing, Found others on the way. I have kissed the lasses and left them crying, Stolen dreams, yes there's no denying, I have travelled hard sometimes with conscience flying, Somewhere in the wind. ... Now I'm sitting here before the fire, The empty room, a forest choir, The flames have cooled. don't get any higher, They've withered now they've gone. But I'm steady thinking my way is clear, And I know what I will do tomorrow, When hands have shaken, the kisses flowed, Then I will disappear. or Lynard Skynard - "They call me the breeze" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Hey, wake upYour eyes weren't open wide For the last couple of miles You've been swerving from side to side You're gonna make me spill my beer If you don't learn how to steer Passenger side Passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side Roll another number for the road You're the only sober person I know Won't you let me make you a deal Just get behind the wheel Passenger side Passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side Should've been the driver Could've been the one I should've been your lover But I hadn't seen Can you take me to the store, and then the bank? I've got five dollars we can put in the tank I've got a court date coming this June I'll be driving soon Passenger side Passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side I don't like riding On the passenger side -- No, I didn't get my licensed pull for DWI, only a metaphor. 398731[/snapback] Damn, Wilco, "Passenger Side," A.M. Best song on that record. Sticking with the country-rock, let's try this one, for the 12-year-old in all of us: This destination once held salvation We fly starfighter # 1479 There was destruction within the fortress Collecting bonus points, invade the enemy line. But I brought the quarters, and you earned the credits And we'll go marching elegant through this fight. Alert the captain, and combat the hatches The tailgunner's lost forever, shift to hyper-speed now. It's annihilation. Farewell good soldier. We flew starfighter # 1479. But I brought the quarters, and you earned the credits And we'll go marching elegant through this fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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