Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 you don't really believe that contrived story about the "tape", do you? 396174[/snapback] Of course it's nonsense. I just want an excuse to be mad at him, so I made it up. Like his being a moron wasn't excuse enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 yeah. but do you have the "tape" to "prove" this? 396176[/snapback] It's in my head but I haven't figured out the rewind feature yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemur King Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I used to work with Evander Holyfield on his footwork. As you know, a boxer's footwork is way more important than a QB's. Anyways, I have studied Mr. Losman's feet extensively over the last two days, and can say that his right foot pronation is a clear problem. The way he rests his weight on the outsole of his shoe causes his balance to shift *slowly* from right to left, which during throwing articulation, will cause an unfavorable upwards trajectory to his passes, i.e., he'll overthrow receivers. I hope he's visiting this board and askes for my advice. I could work with him, even though his footwork almost gaurantees his failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Of course it's nonsense. I just want an excuse to be mad at him, so I made it up. Like his being a moron wasn't excuse enough. 396178[/snapback] This dude is all mad. You sure you weren't watching a tape of an old Bills game? You see #7 hopping around and throwing the ball and you assume it's JP. You and your "buddy" gotta get current. Maybe if you came up for air every once in a while you would've recognized it was Flutieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 It's in my head but I haven't figured out the rewind feature yet 396179[/snapback] Don't worry I "believe" you....great report...thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I used to work with Evander Holyfield on his footwork. As you know, a boxer's footwork is way more important than a QB's. Anyways, I have studied Mr. Losman's feet extensively over the last two days, and can say that his right foot pronation is a clear problem. The way he rests his weight on the outsole of his shoe causes his balance to shift *slowly* from right to left, which during throwing articulation, will cause an unfavorable upwards trajectory to his passes, i.e., he'll overthrow receivers. I hope he's visiting this board and askes for my advice. I could work with him, even though his footwork almost gaurantees his failure. 396182[/snapback] You're an idiot. I'm Evander Holyfield's podiatrist, and I can say with authority that his right foot pronation is virtually non-existent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This dude is all mad. You sure you weren't watching a tape of an old Bills game? You see #7 hopping around and throwing the ball and you assume it's JP. You and your "buddy" gotta get current. Maybe if you came up for air every once in a while you would've recognized it was Flutieman. 396184[/snapback] Wow. You really put me in my place with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I used to work with Evander Holyfield on his footwork. As you know, a boxer's footwork is way more important than a QB's. Anyways, I have studied Mr. Losman's feet extensively over the last two days, and can say that his right foot pronation is a clear problem. The way he rests his weight on the outsole of his shoe causes his balance to shift *slowly* from right to left, which during throwing articulation, will cause an unfavorable upwards trajectory to his passes, i.e., he'll overthrow receivers. I hope he's visiting this board and askes for my advice. I could work with him, even though his footwork almost gaurantees his failure. 396182[/snapback] Then why bother with a reply like this yesterday? If you've been studying (and not piling on), why not say in that post that "I expect a large part of his problem is footwork related...I'm studying that now...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Wow. You really put me in my place with that. 396189[/snapback] He put it in your place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 He put it in your place? 396192[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 He put it in your place? 396192[/snapback] Arkansas chili dog anyone??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemur King Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Then why bother with a reply like this yesterday? If you've been studying (and not piling on), why not say in that post that "I expect a large part of his problem is footwork related...I'm studying that now...?" 396190[/snapback] You can use the search feature; I knew you could do it Dan. Next stop: blogging. Yesterday, I was clearly playing devil's advocate with the dingleberries in that thread. This thread- about JP's mechanics- is serious, and required that I chime in with my expert foototonomy analysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 expert foototonomy analysis. 396231[/snapback] Far be it for me to question a distinguished Foototonomist such as yourself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Does anyone who believes Losman will be successful have a reason for their belief that doesn't involve sounding like a giddy little schoolgirl? 396072[/snapback] I don't, stupid-head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOOOOOO Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 According to Mularkey...it was against the backup Defense. So its not like he blew past Lawyer Milloy and Troy Vincent. 395663[/snapback] All i gotta say is..... Thank god Troy Vincent wasnt on the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgg Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Yipee! That's a sign of great things to come. The Defense wasn't allowed to lay a finger on him and he ran unscathed for 82 yards!!! Super Bowl here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!! According to BB.com... J.P. Losman ran for an “82-yard touchdown” (see Coach Mularkey’s post-practice audio) at Monday afternoon’s practice at St. John Fisher Hopefully someone there can hook us up with the details. 395655[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Far be it for me to question a distinguished Foototonomist such as yourself.... 396233[/snapback] I thought his specialty was cloved hooves and club feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 All we need in this post if for DCTom, ICE, Spiked Lemonade and BF to pipe up and we're having a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I think Mularkey has a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 You can use the search feature; I knew you could do it Dan. Next stop: blogging. Yesterday, I was clearly playing devil's advocate with the dingleberries in that thread. This thread- about JP's mechanics- is serious, and required that I chime in with my expert foototonomy analysis. 396231[/snapback] I see your point, but do you have a degree in footonomy analysis, or are you just one of those amateur practitioners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts