taterhill Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 or have this guy call his next of kin when he passes... Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 If he was bit in his penis you should suck it... 395413[/snapback] Wow, that is from DEEP left field. Got some thing that has been on your mind lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloDynamite Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i am posting this from the woods- i just got a short moment of internet connectivity with my sat modem one of my fellow deep woods hikers was bitten by a poisonous snake his leg is now covered in green pus-ey welts and his eyes are red rimmed we are 70 or so miles from the nearest civilization can someone tell me what i should do here are the materials i have at my disposal nylon fabric aluminum cooking utensils knives corkscrew bent fork flora in adirondack mountains stream water altoids dessenex misc clothing ipod 30 ft of rope thank you in advance- my signal is fading but any help could save a life- i will check back soon 395400[/snapback] Eat them while they are still fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Wow, that is from DEEP left field. Got some thing that have been on your mind lately? 395443[/snapback] Based on an old joke: One day the Lone Ranger was out in the woods taking a pee, when suddenly a rattlesnake came out of the bushes and bit him on his dick. He gave a loud yell, and Tonto came running to his side. "What has happened Kimo Sabi?" "A snake bit me on my dick Tonto, your gonna have to go find a doctor and ask what to do." Tonto left his friend to find help. Soon he came upon a town, and found the local doctor. "Help! Kimo Sabi has been bitten by a rattlesnake! What should I do?" The doctor replied: "Well, you will have to suck the poison from the wound, then bandage it up." "Thank you doctor!" Tonto replied while running back out the door. He ran for a while until he found the Lone Ranger lying on the ground. "Well, what did he say Tonto?" asked the ranger. Tonto again looked at the wound, and then looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "He said your gonna die Kimo Sabi!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Chipper Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 What no duct tape? Didnt you learn anything from watching MacGyver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Wouldn't your limited online time in this emergancy situation be better spent on google or WebMD as opposed to posting this question while getting your Bills Training camp reports..... wait, that was actually a pretty good use of your limited resources. Nice Job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 take the nylon fabric and wrap it into the aluminum cooking utensils cut it in half with the knives and the stick one end onto the corkscrew. take your bent fork and gather some of the flora in adirondack mountains and then dip it into the stream water. crush some of the altoids and mix it with the dessenex. stick the cooking utensils into his mouth and then dip your misc clothing into the altiod/dessenex mixture. have him hold open the would with the flora/fork and them lay the clothing onto it. take the ipod and 30 ft of rope and secure the clothing to the wound. simple as that. give him a few days to heal and then you'll be back onto your journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunTheBall Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Please people, when asking for life saving medical advice on TBD, use the friggin Off Topic icon. RTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 new to the boards Benjamin Franklin Posted on: May 3 2005, 05:17 PM Rookie Group: Members Posts: 152 Joined: 9-April 04 Member No.: 4,419 For the most part, THIS is a great thread. It's what this board is all about. Welcome to the board and many happy returns. Feel free to post any question you have on the main board- on any topic... relationships, medical advice, whatever- there is a lot of expertience on here who can help you out when you need it. Forum: The Stadium Wall Archive · Post Preview: #327363 · Replies: 74 · Views: 1,314 This is from a previous post by Benjamin Franklin. He has apparently decided to put his theory to the test. I hope his friend survives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i am posting this from the woods- i just got a short moment of internet connectivity with my sat modem one of my fellow deep woods hikers was bitten by a poisonous snake his leg is now covered in green pus-ey welts and his eyes are red rimmed we are 70 or so miles from the nearest civilization can someone tell me what i should do here are the materials i have at my disposal nylon fabric aluminum cooking utensils knives corkscrew bent fork flora in adirondack mountains stream water altoids dessenex misc clothing ipod 30 ft of rope thank you in advance- my signal is fading but any help could save a life- i will check back soon 395400[/snapback] No fried pasta or pickle juice? Forget it, you're screwed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Make soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 green pus-ey welts and his eyes are red rimmed 395400[/snapback] So you had a run in with Ron Mexico, and hes carrying mace now? And if perchance this is a real emergency, and you spent your only connectivity on TBD asking for help, then this is a blessing...its called natural selection... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Please people, when asking for life saving medical advice on TBD, use the friggin Off Topic icon. RTB 395467[/snapback] ROFLMAO God I hope this was a joke, or we will feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 ROFLMAO God I hope this was a joke, or we will feel bad. 395543[/snapback] Nah, we don't know him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Nah, we don't know him. 395546[/snapback] And it was never clear that the guy that got bit was a Bills fan at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 If he was bit in his penis you should suck it... 395413[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 So you had a run in with Ron Mexico, and hes carrying mace now? And if perchance this is a real emergency, and you spent your only connectivity on TBD asking for help, then this is a blessing...its called natural selection... 395526[/snapback] Umm, except the poster ins't the one who was bitten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 is he dead yet ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 If he hears this, he'd better run............. Hear piggy, here piggy piggy. RUN NED!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Can the snake play left guard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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