\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 My old doctor, 71 years old, the only GP that our family has had since moving down here, retired earlier earlier this year. A great guy, too - always wore the white shirt, tie w/tie clip, white lab coat and stethescope. With his white hair, he looked like Marcus Welby. The person who took over the practice is a 36-year-old woman, about 5'-4", and walks around with a little foot stool, so that when she examines taller patients, she stands on the stool so that she can see eye-to-eye with them. So I went in for the yearly physical on Tuesday, and today I went back to fill out some new insurance forms, and she sees me and tells me that the lab test results from Tuesday came back this morning. She says that the results are fine, and that the readings are far above average. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape... ...for a man your age." The little b*tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beerball Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 My old doctor, 71 years old, the only GP that our family has had since moving down here, retired earlier earlier this year. A great guy, too - always wore the white shirt, tie w/tie clip, white lab coat and stethescope. With his white hair, he looked like Marcus Welby. The person who took over the practice is a 36-year-old woman, about 5'-4", and walks around with a little foot stool, so that when she examines taller patients, she stands on the stool so that she can see eye-to-eye with them. So I went in for the yearly physical on Tuesday, and today I went back to fill out some new insurance forms, and she sees me and tells me that the lab test results from Tuesday came back this morning. She says that the results are fine, and that the readings are far above average. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape... ...for a man your age." The little b*tch. 393585[/snapback] Next time she's going to do a prostrate exam make sure you have 20 wings (hot as you can handle) and a six pack of screamers the night before. That'll learn her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Older woman returns from a check-up, and says to her husband, "The doctor says all is fine, and also said that I have the breasts of a 35-year-old.". He said" What did he say about your big fat a$$?". She replied, "He didn't mention you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 My old doctor, 71 years old, the only GP that our family has had since moving down here, retired earlier earlier this year. A great guy, too - always wore the white shirt, tie w/tie clip, white lab coat and stethescope. With his white hair, he looked like Marcus Welby. The person who took over the practice is a 36-year-old woman, about 5'-4", and walks around with a little foot stool, so that when she examines taller patients, she stands on the stool so that she can see eye-to-eye with them. So I went in for the yearly physical on Tuesday, and today I went back to fill out some new insurance forms, and she sees me and tells me that the lab test results from Tuesday came back this morning. She says that the results are fine, and that the readings are far above average. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape... ...for a man your age." The little b*tch. 393585[/snapback] LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 If she says that again, give her a 2nd stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I like that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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