Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 What did Nick Saban say to the rookie DT to make him cry? 392453[/snapback] If you don't shape up I'm going to give you a roster spot and make you room on the road with Ricky.
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 Why is it that you can't make sarcastic, stereotypical fun of people from North Carolina without everyone getting all defensive, but find one chucklehead making a 60-minute pickle-juice-soaked retatta and suddenly it's okay for everyone to play "Pile on the 'tard"? 392450[/snapback] Because it's OK for individuals to take themselves and the things THEY like too seriously, but no one can take BF seriously. Coli has the best line on that subject.
Beerball Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Why does LA hate all things Carolinian? Is it true he was conceived by the union between a banjoo player and a gap toothed veterinarian?
CoachChuckDickerson Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I just ate half a can of some type of beef soup that I bought at Wegmans. Problem is I don't live in Buffalo anymore and haven't set foot in Wegmans for about 5 years. Should I be concerned?
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 Why does LA hate all things Carolinian? Is it true he was conceived by the union between a banjoo player and a gap toothed veterinarian? 392463[/snapback] He never came to grips with being passed over for promotion at "Three Tooth, Inc." The fact that he refused to come to meetings with the required pre-lunch gravy stained t-shirt contributed to his demise.
KRC Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I have caught the homebrew beer bug. While my American Amber Ale is conditioning, should I brew a Belgian Wit or trippel next?
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 I just ate half a can of some type of beef soup that I bought at Wegmans. Problem is I don't live in Buffalo anymore and haven't set foot in Wegmans for about 5 years. Should I be concerned? 392464[/snapback] After listening to your last few broadcasts, I'm quite convinced that you've been dead for at least that long and are the only one who isn't aware of it. Get in the box.
Fan in San Diego Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Will that Robot guy from Japan make a fully functional, anatomically correct female robot and marry her ? Would it be rape if you forced the robot to have sex with you ?
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 I have caught the homebrew beer bug. While my American Amber Ale is conditioning, should I brew a Belgian Wit or trippel next? 392467[/snapback] The quarter in my pocket says a trippel. He doesn't lie.
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 Will that Robot guy from Japan make a fully functional, anatomically correct female robot and marry her ? Probably - I'm sure it'll be a beautiful ceremony. Would it be rape if you forced the robot to have sex with you ? 392469[/snapback] Nah, but you'd still be pathetic.
boomerjamhead Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 If a man speaks in the forrest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still automatically wrong?
LabattBlue Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Why do some people that smoke, throw their butts out the car window instead of using the ashtray? It's not like the car doesn't already reek of smoke, so what's the big deal with using the ashtray.
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 If a man speaks in the forrest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still automatically wrong? 392476[/snapback] Mother Nature's there.
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 Why do some people that smoke, throw their butts out the car window instead of using the ashtray? It's not like the car doesn't already reek of smoke, so what's the big deal with using the ashtray. 392478[/snapback] It's the only rebellion smokers have left. Someday those of you who advocate removing this from society will rue all these people living longer.
Surfmeister Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 TV Commercials: Have you noticed on TV commercials most of the time the butt of the joke and the classic idiot is white WASP male? Everyone on TV is smarter than him. The wife, girlfriend, kids, dog, neighbors all know better. Now we have the phrase ... it's so simple even Dad can do it. What happened?
Reuben Gant Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder? 392448[/snapback] One is called war, the other is called snuff porn.
Alaska Darin Posted July 28, 2005 Author Posted July 28, 2005 TV Commercials: Have you noticed on TV commercials most of the time the butt of the joke and the classic idiot is white WASP male? Everyone on TV is smarter than him. The wife, girlfriend, kids, dog, neighbors all know better. Now we have the phrase ... it's so simple even Dad can do it. What happened? 392490[/snapback] Hollywood + Motherment = the Emasculation of the American male.
Rubes Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Mother Nature's there. 392480[/snapback] Man, this guy is sharp!
Reuben Gant Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 6 year old grandson likes to point out who has big breasts in public. When, if at all, should I break him of this habit?
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