Surfmeister Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Joe is the master of pointing out the obvious ~
Ennjay Posted July 27, 2005 Author Posted July 27, 2005 Any word on if Paul Maguire has work this fall? 391264[/snapback] I believe he's moving to the ESPN Monday night pre-game show in 2006.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Being teamed with Paul Maguire would make anyone look dumb. Great guy, Maguire, but if he doesn't have a booze problem he's just bat sh-- crazy. 391262[/snapback] I like Theisman and Maguire together simply because it's pretty clear that Maguire thinks Theisman is a total idiot. Every so often in their little pregame spiels, when Theisman's babbling with the camera all to himself, when he finishes and they zoom out and pan to Maguire, you can see him trying not to laugh at Theisman.
rockpile Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 He is a lifetime member of the Al DeRogatis Fan Club.
lawnboy1977 Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 I have a hard time about deciding what Theisman moment makes me cringe more, the video of him breaking his leg or his announcing!!
Reuben Gant Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 He's a genius like Norman Einstein. 391181[/snapback] That's actually Joe's quote! Nice.
dave mcbride Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? 391179[/snapback] worst ever, any sport, any language
RJsackedagain Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisemann = RJ 391760[/snapback] royal jack@ss??
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 The 5 second clock..... This was really dumb and gave theisman a built in excuse to continue to kiss more butts than ash trays.
/dev/null Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisman is a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity
justnzane Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisman is the only person that can make John Madden seem tolerable
Rico Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 He was tapping Cathy Lee Crosby back when Cathy Lee Crosby was hot... I can respect him for that.
Nanker Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? 391179[/snapback] He was tapping Cathy Lee Crosby back when Cathy Lee Crosby was hot...I can respect him for that. 391992[/snapback] The best part of him ran down Cathy Lee Crosby's leg.
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