Surfmeister Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Joe is the master of pointing out the obvious ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanfromAlbany Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Insightful nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ennjay Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Any word on if Paul Maguire has work this fall? 391264[/snapback] I believe he's moving to the ESPN Monday night pre-game show in 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Being teamed with Paul Maguire would make anyone look dumb. Great guy, Maguire, but if he doesn't have a booze problem he's just bat sh-- crazy. 391262[/snapback] I like Theisman and Maguire together simply because it's pretty clear that Maguire thinks Theisman is a total idiot. Every so often in their little pregame spiels, when Theisman's babbling with the camera all to himself, when he finishes and they zoom out and pan to Maguire, you can see him trying not to laugh at Theisman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He is a lifetime member of the Al DeRogatis Fan Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 JACK@SS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Joe Theisemann = RJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eventualchamps Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 One Word: Annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Theismann: Silence is more compelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnboy1977 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I have a hard time about deciding what Theisman moment makes me cringe more, the video of him breaking his leg or his announcing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 He's a genius like Norman Einstein. 391181[/snapback] That's actually Joe's quote! Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave mcbride Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? 391179[/snapback] worst ever, any sport, any language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisemann = RJ 391760[/snapback] royal jack@ss?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisman needs more cowbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 The 5 second clock..... This was really dumb and gave theisman a built in excuse to continue to kiss more butts than ash trays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theismann is the retatta of announcers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisman is a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Joe Theisman is the only person that can make John Madden seem tolerable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 He was tapping Cathy Lee Crosby back when Cathy Lee Crosby was hot... I can respect him for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I've often said that Joe Theisman blows dead moose chunks. Does anyone have a better one-line analysis? 391179[/snapback] He was tapping Cathy Lee Crosby back when Cathy Lee Crosby was hot...I can respect him for that. 391992[/snapback] The best part of him ran down Cathy Lee Crosby's leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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