30dive Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envirojeff Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 .......... Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE." 390121[/snapback] Apparently they never met Sister Ildephonse. I still have her handprint on my left cheek. She was a mean one. Yes Stir, sorry Stir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JarHeadJim Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 They should move to Miami. The pro football team their doesn't have any nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME... GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE." 390121[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fan in San Diego Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Apparently they never met Sister Ildephonse. I still have her handprint on my left cheek. She was a mean one.Yes Stir, sorry Stir. 390135[/snapback] I was thinking of Sister Mary Elephant ! QUIET ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I was thinking of Sister Mary Elephant ! QUIET ! 390188[/snapback] class class CLASS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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