30dive Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
Beerball Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE." THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE." ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE." 390121[/snapback] Apparently they never met Sister Ildephonse. I still have her handprint on my left cheek. She was a mean one. Yes Stir, sorry Stir.
JarHeadJim Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 They should move to Miami. The pro football team their doesn't have any nuts
stuckincincy Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME... GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE." 390121[/snapback]
Fan in San Diego Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 Apparently they never met Sister Ildephonse. I still have her handprint on my left cheek. She was a mean one.Yes Stir, sorry Stir. 390135[/snapback] I was thinking of Sister Mary Elephant ! QUIET !
Beerball Posted July 26, 2005 Posted July 26, 2005 I was thinking of Sister Mary Elephant ! QUIET ! 390188[/snapback] class class CLASS!!!
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